Jason Statham walked around Sunset Plaza recently. Jason, you’re in West Hollywood! If someone comes up to you and tells you they’re a fan of crank, they’re not complimenting your action film. They’re asking you to help them score crystal meth.
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STARZLIFE PICS: Ashley Tisdale and Her Fluffly Dog
Come on, Ashley Tisdale, you only put a bag over the head of ugly chicks. You’re totally bangin’. Own it!
The Situation Talks About His Abs, Finally
Jersey Shore is getting renewed! Thank God. What else was I going to write about for the next six months? Heidi Montag? She’ll have killed herself by March. In the following video, Mike “The Situation” (real name: Mike Situaccinizi) talks about his goddamn stomach muscles for the four billionth time by telling you, fat slob, […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Tim Allen is Wearing a Cardigan Because He’s Old Now
Boy, you’ve really got to have a head full of grey hair or be in a band signed to Saddle Creek records to rock a cardigan. Tim Allen is 56 years old and played timpani on the last Bright Eyes record, so he’s really owning it right here. The erstwhile coke dealer walked down the […]
The 50 Most Loathsome Americans, Collated for Your Convenience
The Buffalo Beast, which bills itself as “The World’s Only Website” and which I had never heard of ’til today, has released its list of the 50 Most Loathsome Americans, and damned if this isn’t the best thing I’ve read all year. That’s right, it’s the best thing I’ve read in 29 days. Among the […]
Look at This Crazy-Ass Video of a Crocodile Trying to Steal a Shark from Australian Fisherman
This poor shark gets it from both ends. After he’s caught by some Aussies and reeled onto the shore, a damn crocodile swims out of the water and tries to eat it. And you know Australia’s a tough country, because the guys trying to kill the shark barely react. In fact, the guy filming the […]
Kimmel Continues to Kill it in Late Night
Shout to Chris Hardwick at Nerdist for directing my attention to this great monologue from Jimmy Kimmel. As Chris notes, Kimmel’s been the bright spot in the late night apocalypse, having hosted his whole show as Jay, then annihilating Jay on his own show, and now this lovely little monologue in response to Jay’s Oprah […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Come On, Ashley Tisdale, We Know It’s You
Ashley Tisdale was spotted walking out of a Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf recently, acting like she was walking out of a crack den or lesbian bathhouse. You bought some coffee, girl, just own it. Or if you really wanna dodge the paps, you’re going to have to do a lot better than this. Maybe […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Renée Zelwegger Made Me Learn How to Type an Accented E
You hold down “option” and press “e,” then release “option” and hit “e” again. Sée? The purported fiancée (damn, that’s useful) of Bradley Cooper browsed for shoes, then bought a big book called “Woof!”, which must be some sort of coffee table compendium of bear porn. It just has to be. Semi-related note: did you […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Hilary Duff Pt. 34
It’s Starzlife perennial Hilary Duff! Whoever uploads the photographs for me to post titled this set “Hilary Duff celebrating run around L.A. in your sweatpants week.” Is that a real week? It doesn’t matter; I’m going to continue celebrating “wear the same pants to work year” ’til 2012.
