In the context of the above headline, “smurf” can mean “gay,” “inane,” “shrug-worthy” and “taken from Deadline Hollywood“: Neil Patrick Harris has a TV-heavy resume. Now he’s just landed the lead in Smurfs: The Movie for Sony. Harris won’t have to walk around as a blue-tinted Avatar, either. The Raja Gosnell-directed film is a mix of […]
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RuPaul Honored in Black History Month Parade
See?! This is a perfect example of why I don’t think we should have a Black History Month to begin with! If you ever say, “Black History Month? When’s White History Month?” you are guaranteed to be answered with, “EVERY MONTH is White History Month.” Well, if that’s true, let’s actually start calling them that. […]
Did Leona Lewis Diet the Black Off?
The UK’s Daily Mail has a puff piece on their site about Leona Lewis‘s recent weight loss. Did she used to eat junk food closer to the sun or something? How’d she lose the weight, spend six months locked in a cellar? Did she bleach herself thin?
STARZLIFE PICS: Kristin Cavallari’s Thin and Pretty, Thanks to Coke(?)
QUESTION MARK. I’m not saying her nice figure and sunny disposition are a result of all that coke she’s rumored to hoover, I’m asking if that’s the case. And I don’t know if she’s high in these pics, but I know here heels are. The Hillser hit a restaurant in West Hollywood with a girlfriend, […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Katherine Heigl: GTL (Grandma, Toes, Lunch)
Starzlife caught Katherine Heigl out and about, spoiling grandma with a pedicure and a lunch that she probably paid for. Style tip from your friends at Starzlife, girl: chuck whatever lip gloss you’re slathering on in the trash and try Shanna Moakler‘s Smoak line of cosmetics – it’s this season’s rage, affordably priced, and offers […]
My First Air Traffic Controller Gig
Just because they don’t let little kids into the cockpit to sit in the pilot’s chair anymore doesn’t mean kids can’t direct air traffic! And that’s precisely what happened at JFK two weeks ago. Watch the video for funny/scary audio of a little boy giving a Jet Blue flight permission to take off. Hey, I […]
Where J-Kwon At?!
The guy who did “Tipsy” is missing! No, not the guy who composed the music for the electronica/lounge hybrid act. That’s Tipsy. “Tipsy” is a song. That’s why I used quotes. I didn’t mean it ironically. St. Louis rapper J-Kwon has been missing for more than a month, according to record label Gracie Productions. The […]
Hulu Drops Daily Show, Colbert Report
This isn’t that sad, like it would be if they dropped 30 Rock, but Hulu announced yesterday that they’ll no longer offer The Daily Show and The Colbert Report on their streaming video site: In a blog post on Hulu, Andy Forssell, senior vice president of content and distribution at Hulu, offered a “fond farewell” […]
Jessica Simpson Talks to the Press About Being Mad at John Mayer For Talking to the Press
But she doesn’t resent him and she’s not mad. Okay, maybe a little.
Megan Fox Has Only Had Sex With Two Guys?!
Megan Fox claims she’s only had sex with two men. Well, so has Christopher Hitchens! Step your game up! The “Transformers” star opened up to the U.K. edition of Harper’s Bazaar, revealing that she has only slept with two men – her current boyfriend, former “Beverly Hills, 90210” star Brian Austin Green, and her “childhood […]