Deadline Hollywood Daily reports that Machete, independently produced and shot by Robert Rodriguez, has been snapped up by Fox. The flick about a machete-wielding Mexican stars Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, and Danny Trejo. No word on who plays Danny Trejo‘s character from the trailer. Probably Lindsay Lohan.
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STARZLIFE PICS: Ashley Tisdale(‘s Dogs)
Look at those cute little doggies! It almost looks like the brown doggie is driving and Ashley Tisdale is just trying to get out of the car. That’s probably not what really happened, though. The High School Musicaler went to The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf recently. Starzlife was there.
STARZLIFE PICS: Hilary Duff
Look, it’s Hilary Duff walking around Toluca Lake. You know where Toluca Lake is, right? It’s just over the hill over by Burbank Studios. Starzlife was there. (In Toluca Lake. Not Burbank Studios, because that doesn’t exist. Like Red Apple cigarettes.)
STARZLIFE PICS: Maria Shriver
Hey, look, it’s California’s First Lady. That’s right, Maria Shriver was the first female baby born in 1850, the year California attained statehood. Ha ha, just kidding, Arnold. Don’t audit me.
EXCLUSIVE!!! Stephanie Pratt, Supertrash
No, I’m not saying Stephanie Pratt is Supertrash, silly! Supertrash is the name of the hot new fashion label that had a sneak preview of there new collection at the Sundance Film Festival this weekend in Park City, Utah. Supertrash will be making their official launch at New York Fashion Week next month. If […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Ben Affleck @ Sundance
Look how tall this guy is. Ben Affleck strolled around Utah appropriately bundled up. Starzlife was there.
STARZLIFE PICS: Khloe Kardashian! All Three Bisutti Sisters! (Kylie! Danielle! Mason!)
Reality TV Queen Khloe Kardashian, Victoria’s Secret model Kylie Bisutti, actress/model Danielle Bisutti, and actress/model Mason Bisutti (don’t worry, Kylie, you’ll get your slash soon enough) hosted the hottest party of the Sundance Film Festival at the Sky Lounge this weekend in Utah. Starzlife was there.
Lady GaGa on MTV’s Boiling Points
Hey, look! It’s an actual musician on MTV! Here’s Lady GaGa, as Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, on the excruciatingly awful MTV reality series Boiling Points. It was this show where unsuspecting participants and the people watching at home would get annoyed by what they were seeing. The difference is that the people on screen had […]
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at Bonnaroo
How has Robert Smigel managed to avoid being sued by the toy factory that made Triumph in the first place? Don’t they get Conan O’Brien in Chinese slave labor warehouses?
“How Low” is the Best Single of Ludacris’s Career
Folks, this is why we have the word “banger.” I guess we also have it for ordering sausages in England, and you could use it to refer to a gavel if you were an idiot, but the word’s best suited to describe a knock-out floor-filler like this. I listened to this thing four times in […]
