1. “Pants on the Ground” This video has been removed due to terms of use violation Oh yeah? Then why does it have 1,832,366 views?! 2. “Sexy Swingers” This is an episode of a web series where some guy comments on […]
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STARZLIFE PICS: Wet, Slick Joe Jonas
Is that an iPod shuffle in your pocket or are you just indifferent to see me? Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers (he’s the one who doesn’t write the songs and is going solo) walked around in the stormy downpour that’s been ruining Los Angeles recently. Starzlife was there.
Cute Band Alert! Capra – “Low Day”
Here’s a catchy tune for fans of Rooney and made-for-television Disney films. The band’s called Capra, they sort of sound/look like Rooney, and their lead singer, Kelly Blatz, was in a made-for-television Disney film. So you can see how this would be right up your alley if you’re into those sorts of things.
Look At Heidi’s Face. LOOK AT IT
How come no one admits that Heidi Montag looks better now? She does. It’s not like saying Kate Winslet needs to lose weight. Kate Winslet doesn’t need to lose weight – she’s very talented and successful at her mildly curvy size. Heidi Montag literally serves no purpose at all. She may as well try to […]
This Week’s Top 10 Music Videos on YouTube
1. General Larry Platt – “Pants on the Ground” This is a good example of how the modern internet meme can so instantly saturate everything that you become familiar with it without actually having seen it. I already knew the hook from this season’s ultra-super-funny American Idol audition via Facebook status updates and radio DJs, […]
Everyone is Fighting With Their Mom Part 3: Jason Davis
Celebrity trend alert! Fighting with your mom is the new coolest thing! There’s a saying in journalism: two examples make a trend. In that case, we’re currently in the midst of a fight-with-your-mom epidemic. Frances Bean vs. Courtney, Bow Wow vs. Ms. Bow Wow and now Jason Davis vs. Barbara Davis. OK, fine, Barbara Davis […]
Expranation-ah Of Rate Show Probremas at NBC
This is one of those things you can enjoy without knowing what they’re saying, like the Japanese Office sketch from SNL or Pizzicato Five or songs by Twista and Gucci Mane.
England is Funny: Brit DJ Plays “Jump” As Woman Contemplates Suicide
British disc jockey Steve Penk is the recipient of both a negative press backlash and numerous “thank you” emails this week after playing Van Halen’s “Jump” at the request of one his listeners. His listener was stuck in traffic because someone on the bridge he was driving on was threatening to kill herself by jumping […]
The MacGruber Trailer is Here
And it’s red band! Awesome. Will Forte is one of SNL’s most consistently hilarious performers. Has anyone seen the “bullhorn” sketch from when Eric McCormack hosted? Eric plays someone on trial for murder, and the star witness is about to give her testimony. But every time she goes to speak, Eric pulls out an electronic […]
Bow Wow Be Beefing With Him Moms On Twitter
Mooo-oom! I’m trying to be all hard like a mu-a-fuck-a on Twitter and you are for serious stomping on my game! Bow Wow and his mom are having a fight on Twitter. Seriously. See, this is why, even though Bow Wow has dramatically improved his rapping skills with age, it’s still just this side of […]
