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STARZLIFE PICS: Ashley Greene Vants to Vash Her Car Mwahaha

Is that how the Twilight vampires talk? My vampirical familiarity ends with Sesame Street, if you don’t count Vampire Weekend. Alice Cullen got her car washed in broad daylight and didn’t even have sparkly skin. What a gyp. Starzlife was there.

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Ricky Gervais: Twitter Quitter

God bless you, Ricky Gervais. You created The Office and now you’ve said exactly what needs to be said about celebs on Twitter: “As you may know I’ve stopped with Twitter. I just don’t get it I’m afraid. I’m sure it’s fun as a networking device for teenagers but there’s something a bit undignified about […]

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Shocker: NBC Exec on Team Leno

Not everyone is on team Conan – just creative and funny people. An NBC suit, Dick Ebersol, sure isn’t: The executive, Dick Ebersol, chairman of NBC Universal Sports, said the reason for Mr. Leno’s return to NBC’s late-night roster after a short stint in prime time this season was a simple one: disappointing ratings for […]

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TWITTER SPATS: Pete Wentz and Perez Hilton

Twitter was invented for people to fight with Perez Hilton. Did you know 35% of all tweets are directed @perezhilton and contain the words “liar” “die” and “fat”? The latest dust-up involves Pretzel and Pete Wentz. It began with this post, in which Perez, as clever as ever, calls Pete “douchey” and said, much like […]

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EXCLUSIVE!!! Rebecca Gayheart, All Pregnant

Neutrogena pitchwoman and Eric Dane’s wife Rebecca Gayheart bought a blanket with little purple balls on it, then went to go hang out with a friend. She’s real pregnant. Starzlife tagged along!

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Pacino Set to Play Dr. Death in TV Biopic

No, not Dr. Conrad Murray – I’m talking about the orignial Dr. Death, Jack Kevorkian! Actually, I guess the original Dr. Death would be Josef Mengele. I would be interested in seeing Al Pacino play any of these people, and very, very interested in seeing him play all three at once, in some sort of […]

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Here’s the Trailer for the Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor Gay Romantic Comedy

It’s called I Love You Phillip Morris and I’ve got to give it to Ewan, he seems really gay. What a chameleon that guy is. Scottish, American, heroin addict, effeminate guy with bleached hair – there’s nothing he can’t do. Jim Carrey looks and acts like Jim Carrey.

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Jimmy Kimmel’s On Fire When It Comes to Calling Out Leno

When we last checked in with Jimmy Kimmel, he hosted his entire show as Jay Leno and it was really funny. The stunt earned him an invite on the “10 at 10” segment of the canceled Jay Leno Show, in which celebs guests answer ten questions via satellite with a two second delay, like they’re […]

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STARZLIFE @ House of Blues for “Entertainer of the Year”

It went down at the House of Blues last night. The “Entertainer of the Year” awards, a joint presentation between the No H8 Campaign and the Matthew Shephard Foundation, raged for eight solid hours of gender-bending fun. The evening’s main festivity was a drag contest hosted by Shanna Moakler, Holly Madison, and Bridget Marquadt. By […]

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Pat Robertson: Haiti’s Earthquake Result of Pact With Satan

Jeez, normally Pat Robertson makes a whole lotta sense (come on, admit it, gay people and Islamic terrorists deserve equal blame for 9/11), but I really think he missed the mark with this one. If Haiti made a pact with the devil, why don’t they have one great metal band?

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