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RIP Jay Reatard

Rocker Jay Reatard has died at age 29. Further details are currently unavailable. You’ll be missed, Jay.

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OK, Fine, Jimmy Kimmel Was Really Funny Last Night

Comedy is commitment. Jimmy Kimmel hosted his entire show as Jay Leno last night. It started out funny, then you got used to it, then he kept doing it, then it got funny again. By the time he’s interviewing the guests with no let-up, it’s hysterical. Boy, every comic in the country sure hates Leno’s […]

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Cam’Ron’s New Mixtape is Available for Free Download. Do It

SL topless, 09′ droppin’ / your money short like the shorts on Stockton / you got caught, got court, no Cochran / street sweepin’, then get to moppin’ / we got Barack in / black power, fist knockin’ / white powder, bricks coppin’ / night ours, strip hoppin’ / eat niggas: Anthony Hopkins I mean, […]

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STARZLIFE PICS: Slash, Perla Hudson, London, and Cash

Rock royalty, right here. Slash, author of the must read Slash; Perla Hudson, who is married to Slash; and Slash’s kids Cash and London (what’s their last name? Slash? “Cash Slash” is an ever cooler name than “Slash”) posed for some pics in Miami. Starzlife was there. Look for a new reality show starring the […]

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D’Ya Think Tila Tequila Successfully Hijacked Casey Johnson’s Death?

Here’s a screen cap of the Google News item for Casey Johnson‘s funeral. The goddamn picture is of Tila Tequila. For the love of Christ. A picture of Casey Kasem or Don Johnson would have been more appropriate.

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STARZLIFE PICS: Janice Dickinson and Her Doggy

All chocolate Labradors should be named “Dog.” They’re like the Ralph’s store brand of dogs. Here’s Janice Dickinson with her dog, Chester.

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STARZLIFE MUSIC: Cindy Gomez

Hey, folks, check out the hot pop stylings of Cindy Gomez. The singer’s upcoming album, God Wants Me to be Sexy, was produced by Dave Stuart. Here’s the video for her single “Again and Again” and an exclusive Starzlife video of her performing “Don’t You Love Me Anymore.”

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STARZLIFE PICS: Betty White, Y’all

It always makes me laugh when I see Artie Lange on stage. Knowing I’m going to outlive him. — Betty White The prescient Betty White walked around Los Angeles recently. The chick slays at roasts. If you’re a stand-up comedian and can not kill harder than Betty White at a Comedy Central roast, quit comedy. […]

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Here’s Conan’s Quit Letter

It was reported Thursday that in the wake of poor ratings for ‘The Jay Leno Show,’ NBC will move his show back to the 11:35 time slot, and then start Conan O’Brien’s ‘Tonight Show’ at midnight – though it’s a little weird to start the ‘Tonight Show’ at a time when it’s no longer tonight. […]

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STARZLIFE PICS: Matthew McConaughey

National Cattlemen’s Beef Association pitchman Matthew McConaughey hit the gym with the Health section of the paper in his hand. His mother, Kay, also in perfect shape, walked his son, Levi, around. Starzlife was there, then went to eat a double cheeseburger to look like Matthew.

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