MTV wants to wish all three a happy birthday. They also want to point out something else this trio shares besides an astrological sign: all three wore capes.
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Lindsay Lohan: Tight Thief?
By “tight thief” I don’t mean she’s way dope at it or something, I mean she might have stolen the design for tights. That is so not tight. The blog Too Many Tights, written by a tight stylist, alleged LiLo lifted designs from his Black Milk label for her 6126 line: p.s. And all you […]
Angelina Jolie is Too Pretty and Famous and Perfect to Be a Model
You ever see those ads for St. John in fashion magazines featuring Angelina Jolie and think “What the hell is St. John and how did they wrangle Angelina Jolie?” St. John is on the same page. They realized Angelina was overshadowing the brand and have ditched her in favor of Jack White’s wife Karen Elson. […]
Tila Tequila Is Srsly Sad U Guys
ok ok I’m going to sleep now. I need to take care of myself. My Wifey would have wanted that. Dont forget 2 check out www.TilasHotSpot.com! Tila Tequila might be some sort of performance art comedian like Andy Kaufman. Can someone really tweet the above sentence seriously? After you follow us @Starzlife, go kill a […]
Jersey Shore Post #45,232: Snooki Gives You Cancer
“I would put tanning beds in everybody’s homes and I would eliminate the Bumpit. It is a hair thing. It’s stupid and no one should buy it” Does that sound serious to you? Well, Snooki from Jersey Shore said it, so she probably meant it with every bone in her body, but that doesn’t mean […]
Jesus Christ, People, Calm Down: Lil’ Wayne Isn’t Voicing Jesus Christ
Weezy F. Baby isn’t voicing Jesus H. Christ in an Adult Swim cartoon being produced by T-Pain. But I can see why you’d be confused: Contrary to reports that rapper Lil Wayne will be lending his voice to the son of God, a spokesperson for Adult Swim says that the rapper’s character in a one-hour […]
Woo-Hoo! MTV Might, MIGHT Become Slightly Less Horrible Soon
I’ve got bad news for fans of Room Raiders and A Shot at Love 2 With Tila Tequila: MTV is going to produce less of the reality television you love. More bad news: you’re stupid. Net prez Tony DiSanto has hired David Janollari as executive VP of scripted development, with a goal of eight comedy […]
The Hangover is the #1 Comedy DVD of All Time
Damn, Zach Galifinakis, you’re killin’ em! Burbank, CA, January 6, 2010 – Warner Bros Pictures and Legendary Pictures’ The Hangover has added another milestone to its record-breaking 2009 run. Since its release on Blu-ray and DVD on December 15th 2009, the film has become the #1 comedy of all time on the DVD charts with […]
Ukraine’s Got Talent, Residual Bitter Feelings Toward the Nazis
This just won Ukraine’s Got Talent (not a joke). If you’re a little rusty on the specifics of Germany’s occupation of Ukraine during World War II, you might not appreciate every symbolic level of Kseniya Simonova‘s sand drawing, but you’ll still be thinking, Damn, I can’t draw in sand all good like that. Then, sometime […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Miley Cyrus Y’all! Heeey!
Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth strolled around Los Angeles Wednesday afternoon. Starzlife was there.
