Redmond O’Neal has been sent back to jail for violating his probation on a drug-related charge. God damn it. Legalize all drugs, now. Do you, dear Starzlife reader, feel any safer knowing that your tax dollars are being used to incarcerate Farrah Fawcett’s dumb son? It’s immoral to imprison people for exercising their right to […]
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Angelyne Wants to Sample Puff Daddy’s Wealth
Bad Boy Films, which sounds like a producer of poor quality gay porn but is actually Puff Daddy‘s film studio, is being sued by Angelyne. If you don’t know who Angelyne is, you’re either not from Los Angeles or you are but have never been outside and looked up. She’s this 700-year-old shriveled pink-Corvette-driving barely-breathing […]
“Tik Tok”‘s Chorus Clobbers Ke$ha
I debated titling this post “Ke$ha on Ellen (No Homo)” but that joke’s getting a little played, so I’ll only use it every now and then for the rest of my life. Someone uploaded Ke$ha‘s album to a private torrent tracker that SWIM is a member of and it was tagged with “pop” “hip hop” […]
Thank God For Abortions! Heidi Fleiss Feels That Way, Too
People say abortion should be safe, legal, and rare. I say: if something is safe and legal, why do you care how much it happens? I don’t care how often you register for the draft! In fact, if you’re young, uneducated, and too broke to support anyone who might depend on you, I hope you […]
Adam Carolla Pilot Cleared For Take-Off
Fall back, naysayers: the NBC sitcom isn’t dead. Thursday nights are back in full force and now Adam Carolla has a pilot in the pipeline. The Hollywood Reporter reports that NBC has picked up a pilot pitch from Carolla, co-written with Kevin Hench, about a contractor rebuilding his life after a divorce. Thank you, Hollywood […]
The Midnight Show Teaches You How to Have Sex
The Midnight Show is a sketch and video group based out of the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in Los Angeles. They’re great. Part of what makes their videos funny is that they’re well-written and performed, and the other part is that they have really good production values. I’m not saying good production values are funny, […]
You Better Start Respecting Christian Slater As the High School Graduate He Just Became
Christian Slater just got his G.E.D. That’s good. This is a rough job market even for college grads. The just-turned-40 actor never took his high school studies seriously because he was too busy being a rich and famous actor, but now he has kids, and he wants them to have the education he never did. […]
Happy Birthday, Michael Stipe
Who says you can’t be 50 and rock? The chick in Sonic Youth is way older than that! Michael Stipe is 50, too, but no one says “You can’t be 50 and shriveled.” In fact, it’s kind of expected. Here:
STARZLIFE PICS: Jessica Alba and Cash Warren and Honor and Containers
Yep, you read right, folks: Jessica Alba and Cash Warren and Honor went container shopping. Can you even begin to imagine the kind of cool stuff that’s going to go in them there containers? (Fancy towels, at least!)
STARZLIFE PRESENTS: Guess the Celeb!
Can you guess the celebs from these verbatim internet message board comments?
