Approximately 300 family members of prison detainees in the Mexican city of Veracruz protested outside of the facility on Tuesday. They don’t want their family members transferred to another prison just to make it easier for Mel Gibson to film his new movie in their current clink. Come on, Mexican prison family members, haven’t you […]
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That Dumb Cop Who Orchestrated a Break In at Matthew Broderick’s Surrogate Mom’s Apartment Is Going to Jail
Rest easy, celebs surrogate mothers: you no longer have to worry about Barry Carpenter trying to bust into your pad and steal stuff. Barry’s the crooked cop who conspired to have the home of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick‘s surrogate mother burgled, presumably so he could sell stuff to the tabloids. Oh, Barry. Did […]
Simon Cowell’s Pretty Chunky For Someone Who’s Down 15 Million Pounds
Simon Cowell‘s currently cruising around on a 625,000 pound-a-week yacht in the Caribbean, but you should still feel bad for him. He’s only doing that because his 15-million-pound private estate on the island of Barbados still isn’t done yet. If you’ve never heard of Barbados, it’s the place where Rihanna comes from. It’s also Simon […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Cuba Gooding Jr. is Spending That Boat Trip Cheese
Peep Cuba Gooding Jr, here, stacking them chips. Well not, stacking. They’re Lay’s, not Pringles. Starzlife was there. (He didn’t give us any chips. Cuba doesn’t trick.)
EXCLUSIVE!!! Eric Dane Washes Up, But Not Like in That Sextape With His Wife and That Porn Star
Hey, it’s Eric Dane again! Look what he’s up to now. Washing his car. Hope you didn’t let any change fall onto the floor because it’s about to be vacuumed up by that giant yellow hose. Or stolen. Starzlife was there.
Obamas Top Neighbor Poll
Americans would most like to have the Obamas as their neighbors, according to a poll conducted by real estate site Zillow.com. How would that work? Can you live next door to the White House, or would the Obamas be moving in to the apartment next to yours? And either way, wouldn’t having ten secret security […]
Swift Exit for Taylor From Lautner
Great news, people who want to have sex with either Taylor Lautner or Taylor Swift: they just broke up! Now’s your chance! Get famous and get in there. Clock’s ticking. Us Magazine says the wholesome twosome called it quits after Lautner flew to Nashville to see Swift at her birthday party. Too eager, Taylor Lautner. […]
Only God Can Save Us From Tyler Perry Now
Get your hair did and purple suit pressed – Tyler Perry is coming to town. He’ll bring the stage play Madea’s Big Happy Family to California in January. The man truly never stops churning out crap and makes enough from it to buy his own private island. You must be a real narcissist, Jesus Christ, […]
It’s Been A Couple Hours, Here’s Some More Jersey Shore Controversy
Man, those irate Italian Americans just won’t let this whole Jersey Shore thing go. First, they tried to get MTV to cancel it by appealing to their sense of decency, which didn’t work, because if police car dashboard videos of celebs vomiting on the ground got good ratings, MTV would air them three nights a […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Jason Bateman Can Sort of Grow Facial Hair
Here’s a semi-woofy Jason Bateman walking down the street in Beverly Hills with his wife and kid. Why is Jason Bateman’s facial hair transparent? It looks like he could shave with soap. Check the kissers on the ladies. The wife’s got that perfect model-cheekbone-pout going on and the kid’s mugging up a storm. This is […]
