We caught Dirk Diggler and the Missis coming out of Jersey Mike’s in Beverly Hills. Wow, now that Jersey Shore is the most important show in the world, you can’t help but think that Jersey Mike’s is some sort of protein-and-androsterone shake stand owned by the Situation, but it’s a cheesesteak sandwich shop. What a […]
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Bye, Tyra
Aww, damn, girl, just when I was finally learning to accept my wavy hair, The Tyra Show is calling it a wrap. “This will be the last season of The Tyra Show,” Tyra Banks tells People. “Tyra’s soundbite for ending the show is spin. Apparently, the network did not pick up her show,” a poster […]
Why Don’t Italians Like Jersey Shore?! Jews Love Seinfeld and the Academy Awards, Right?
I bet you were worried there might not be a Jersey Shore post today. Calm down. The New Jersey Italian American Legislative Caucus has asked MTV to cancel the show, which they say promotes derogatory ethnic stereotypes and is wildly offensive. Starzlife has received a copy of the letter: Dear Goons: Boy, youse guys really […]
Jews for Jesus Music
Hey, here’s an idea to drive up holiday shopping: stop playing Christmas music all damn month. Nothing makes me want to stop spending money faster than hearing “The Little Drummer Boy,” and I’m referring to every known recorded version. I don’t care if David Bowie’s singing it. Just play “Rebel, Rebel” and have the manager […]
Freaky Brittany Murphy Poster Recalled
DVD rental company Redline is working quickly to recall copies of the outdoor promotional poster seen here – all 19,000 of them. Brittany Murphy‘s body was discovered in the shower.
STARZLIFE PICS: Look at Adam Levine’s Giant Cable-Knit Sweater
Adam Levine must be real warm in that thing! Come on, Adam, you know it’s never been that cold in Los Angeles once in the 30 years you’ve lived here. Put it back on Bubbe and Zayde’s ottoman. We caught the Kara’s Flowers frontman enjoying a day out in West Hollywood with his girlfriend, model […]
Amy Winehouse Disrupts Pantomime, Read On to Learn What a Pantomime Is
Hey, American, if you’re like me and think “pantomime” is how the Smiths used to perform on Top of the Pops, lemme learn you something: Pantomime in Britain (usually called Panto) is a peculiarly British tradition of winter musical comedy theater. It has nothing to do with mime – silent performers in white-face make up […]
No Shock Here: The “God Hates Fags” Guy Doesn’t Like Lady GaGa, Either
Is the Reverend Fred Phelps a Saturday Night Live character? You probably first became aware of the Westboro Baptist Church when they gained national notoriety for protesting the funeral of Matthew Shepard. That was, at the time, sickening, but their antics since then have gone so far over the top they can’t even be taken […]
Fantasia Just Learned to Spell G.E.D., Now She’s Getting One
Fantasia has experienced some dramatic lows and highs in her life. She struggled through lifelong poverty and single parenthood to win fame and fortune on American Idol. Then she revealed to the world she was illiterate. Then she lost her record deal when it was revealed that, instead of signing a valid record contract, she […]
If You Can Land Angelina Jolie, Your Days of Banging 10s Still Aren’t Over
This makes sense: in an interview with German woman’s magazine Das Neue (translation: Works Sets You Free), Angelina Jolie said she “doubts that fidelity is absolutely essential for a relationship.” And she knows that fidelity isn’t absolutely essential for other people’s relationships. Just playin’, girl. Adopt me.
