Archive | Grant RSS feed for this section

Wild Hogs Sequel Scrapped

They’re not making a sequel to Wild Hogs! I hope Tim Allen still has some of his hundreds of millions of dollars! Wild Hogs, released in 2007, made 168 million dollars. If you have seen this film and liked it, I demand you leave a comment proving you exist.

Continue Reading Comments { 0 }

When Three 6 Mafia Say They’re Cookin’ Up, They Don’t Mean Making Crack

OK, I’m sure sometimes they do, in fact, mean making crack, but for the time being, DJ Paul and Juicy J, the core of legendary Memphis rap collective Three 6 Mafia, will be referring to the lame kind of cooking: preparing food. Cooking Ain’t Easy will premiere on VH1 sometime next year and feature the […]

Continue Reading Comments { 0 }

Even Snoop Dogg Has To Admit That Soulja Boy Deserves Respect

Soulja Boy is good. Just stop fighting it. He’s obviously not a one-hit-wonder and he produces his own music and he’s not going anywhere soon. You have to have respect for someone who fought through being the most hated kid in hip-hop to end up with enough cred to guest on Gucci Mane’s new album. […]

Continue Reading Comments { 0 }
GwenGavin

STARZLIFE SILENT FILMS: “Gavin, Gwen, and Kingston”

Get your popcorn! It’s time for another Starzlife Silent Film!

Continue Reading Comments { 0 }

YouTube Hits 2009

The Official YouTube Blog just released its list of the most watched videos of 2009. The winner is, duh, Susan Boyle’s Britain’s Got Talent audition. I just re-watched the thing before coming back to write this sentence and I’ll admit, it’s pretty great. Much less great is the #2 video, “David After Dentist,” featuring a […]

Continue Reading Comments { 0 }

Those Crazy Quaids Are Now Fugitives On the Lam

Seriously, if you see Randy and Evi Quaid, you might make ten bucks if you tip off their furious bail bondsmen – the larcenous twosome have missed yet another court date to face felony charges of defrauding an innkeeper. They’ve automatically forfeited their $40,000 dollar bond, and the judge has set a new bail at […]

Continue Reading Comments { 0 }

STARZLIFE PICS: Tommy Lee Jones @ Barneys New York

Does Tommy Lee Jones buy his boat shoes, grey cords, and hoodies at Barneys New York? He should check out Marshall’s. Isn’t it kind of weird that Marshall’s has an apostrophe and Barneys doesn’t? I guess it was founded by two or more Barneys.

Continue Reading Comments { 0 }

Chris Brown: Twitter Quitter

Chris Brown has deleted his Twitter account following a series of bitter messages about the failure of stores to stock his new CD, Graffiti. Don’t worry, we managed to archive the final few days: Chris Brown ay yo Graffiti dropping in two days COP IT! UNLESS YOU A COP! just playin’ y’all, my probation officer […]

Continue Reading Comments { 0 }

Eminem and Lil’ Wayne Just Dropped a Reasonably Dope Collabo

Weezy and Slim Shady dropped “Drop the World” this morning. Go ahead and click. It’s a free download of a pretty good song. Eminem was the best rapper in the world for a brief period between his first and second albums. It was then that he recorded a string of guest appearances that rank among […]

Continue Reading Comments { 0 }

STARZLIFE PICS: Ian Ziering Has a Lil’ Candy Cane Poking Out of His Fuzzy Shirt’s Pocket

What’s that shirt made out of? Chamois?

Continue Reading Comments { 0 }