If you’re wondering who punches Snooky in the clip being used to tease this season of Jersey Shore , it’s a high school gym teacher. Wow, Jersey Shore really does reinforce negative stereotypes. I’ve always considered teaching gym to be how violent alcoholics spread misery during daylight hours. From the Post: The drunken lout seen […]
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Kanye West = FAIL
Can we please starting considering the use of “fail” as an instance of “fail”? It’s so damn played-out and unfunny I’m surprised Michael Scott hasn’t said it yet on The Office. I had to use it in this headline. Sorry. Anyway, Kanye West has just been named 2009’s “King of Fail” by FAIL blog, “winning” […]
STARZLIFE SILENT FILMS PRESENTS: A STROLL DOWN THE STREET
It’s the second offering from our nascent film studio! Starring Chad Michael Murray and Kenzie Dalton. Check it out!
It Vants to Suck You Dry: Beward Twilight Casting Scam
Hey, Twi-hards, if you’ve received an email about casting extras for Breaking Dawn and were planning on showing up, get those stars out of your eyes and that white pancake make-up off your face. It’s a scam. Fraudulent e-mails announcing casting calls for “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn,” have been flooding the inboxes of fanpires […]
Green Day Fans Would Be a Formidable Voting Bloc if They Weren’t All 14
Rolling Stone just released its decade-end lists of the best albums, artists and singles and Green Day topped every single one. You see, this is why we don’t elect presidents online. I could write a program that would vote for Fabolous 50 million times, but that doesn’t mean he deserves the title. (It also doesn’t […]
Kevin Smith Takes “Dick” Out
A brilliant writer is a wordsmith. A horrible writer is Kevin Smith. The auteur who gifted us with Jersey Girl has been tapped to direct a comedy starring Tracy Morgan and Bruce Willis. Working title: A Couple of Dicks. Oh, man, how in your face is that? Answer: way too. Kevin’s received word from Warner […]
STARZLIFE PICS: The Nicky Hilton Crime Scene
You’ve seen it everywhere by now, but Starzlife was the first to tell you about the break-in at Nicky Hilton’s house yesterday. Here are some pics from that day. The guy in the vest is David Katzenberg, son of studio mogul Jeffrey Katzenberg. The cops are cops.
STARZLIFE PICS: Djimon Hounsou Goes to the Gym
Former model, Oscar nominee, and Kimora Lee‘s new hubby Djimon Hounsou went to the gym in West Hollywood recently. He had a little stuffed animal on his shoulder. Starzlife was there.
Vassup! Being Sued is the New Coolest Thing! Bruno Gets Served
Sasha Baron Cohen is being sued for $110 million by one of the unwitting participants of his most recent film, Bruno. In both the film and its promotional push, the plaintiff, Ayman Abu Aita, is referred to as a “terrorist.” He claims he’s a “shopkeeper.” This one’s tricky. It’s completely possible that Sasha painted an […]
Adam Lambert to Mouthly Lady: “Shut up, B¡tch!”
Adam Lambert had quite the comeback for a woman who offered an unsolicited critique of his American Music Awards performance, claims Radar Online. Following his controversy-courting number, designer Shane Starlet said to Adam backstage, “Be gay, fine! But stop trying to defend it all the time, Adam. What you pulled tonight was disgraceful. You could […]
