Monk, the Tony Shalhoub-starrer on USA, just wrapped its eighth and final season with the record for the most-watched episode of an hour-long series on basic cable. If you have ever seen one episode of this show, I demand you leave a comment proving you exist. The Friday series finale of the USA Network comedy-drama […]
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Jillian Michaels: I’m on a Truck! I’m on a Truck! Somebody Take a Pic…
…cuz I’m sittin’ on a truck! Bigger Loser trainer Jillian Michaels took a break from demanding fatties complete a single push-up to get a couple pictures of herself sitting next to a Christmas tree in the back of a truck. Starzlife was there:
Score Team Jacob! Taylor Lautner Lands Action Flick
Nikki Finke tells us that Taylor Lautner is going to play Max Steel. Never heard of it? Ditto. Wikipedia, enlighten us all: Max Steel is a Sci-Fi–action, CGI, animated series which originally aired on February 25, 2000 – January 15, 2002. Season 3’s airdates have been difficult to find, but according to “Crackle”, the […]
Here, Have a Glimpse at Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Hallow: Function: noun obsolete : a saint, a shrine, or a relic There. That’s for those of you who, like me, have never read a Harry Potter book and don’t know what “hallow” means, and there must be a lot of us, because the Merriam-Webster entry for the word actually says, “It is not listed in […]
Showbiz Conservatives Want Al Gore to Give Back His Oscar Now That We All Know Global Warming Is Fake
If you haven’t heard, a series of recently leaked emails revealed that British climatologists at the University of East Anglia Climatic Research Unit suppressed data that didn’t support the theory of global warming. Now two of Hollywood’s eight conservatives want Al Gore’s Oscar rescinded. Hey, even if it’s revealed that global warming is a hoax […]
Evan Rachel Wood is Sleeping With This Thing Again
Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood are dating again. Those names look equally fake when typed next to each other. During their split, the young actress dated both Shane West and Alexander Skarsgard while the 40-year-old publicly stated “I fantasize every day about smashing her skull in with a sledgehammer.” What girl could resist? Make […]
It’s Not TV, Nor HBO: Entourage Movie on the Way
Bro, if you like smokin’ hot chicks and yelling, have I got news for you: after Entourage goes on for two more seasons, they might squeeze a movie out of it! Can you imagine?! Turtle shopping for shoes on the big screen?! Series executive producer Mark Wahlberg, at the premiere of his rape-victim-in-heaven drama The […]
UNICO is Like GLAAD for Guidos and Just As Annoying
Have you seen the ads for MTV’s latest reality show, Jersey Shore? It’s a peek into the lives of the hottest, tannest craziest Guidos who keep their hair high, their muscles juiced, and their fists pumping all summer long. Except I should have put quotes around the description, because that’s actually how the show is […]
THANK CHRIST: Tori and Candy Spelling Friends Again
OH MAN that was a close one. I thought Candy Spelling, if she ever dies, would have gone to her grave never having reconciled with her daughter. But now Candy tells the entertainment press that she’s “finally taken their relationship to a place she’s happy with and is private.” Also, Candy Spelling doesn’t know what […]
MTV Seeks to Grant Lameward Dorks a Reprieve From Cyberbullying
This is so gay, but MTV is teaming up with MySpace and Facebook to combat the rising tide of online abuse the bitchy little youth of this country is subjected to with an anti-cyberbullying campaign. The campaign, entitled “A Thin Line,” targets cyberbullying, sexually oriented text messages, online predators and other forms of digital abuse […]
