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Gordon Ramsay’s Stateside Biz Eats It
Oi! You, fu*king tosser! Why the FU*K DIDN’T YOU GO SPEND A HUNDRED DOLLARS ON LUNCH AT GORDON RAMSAY’S RESTAURANT?! Now it’s OUT OF FU*KING BUSINESS!! *spittle flies onto your lip* Hell’s chef, Gordon Ramsay, has shuttered his last remaining US restaurant as he attempts to keep his grub empire solvent. Gordon Ramsay at the […]
PTA and PSH Sittin’ in a Tree, F-I-L-M-I-N-G
Paul Thomas Anderson is working on a new film with Philip Seymour Hoffman set to star, says Variety. Hey, how come PTA works with all of his actors repeatedly except Mark Wahlberg? Was Mark unavailable to work with one of the greatest living directors because he was focusing his efforts on high-class fare like Planet […]
Roaming Polanski: Erstwhile Rapist Allowed to Leave Jail
When you watch The Pianist, doesn’t it seem like the entire film is Roman Polanski saying, “Okay, look. I raped a 13-year-old girl once. But look what the Nazis did!” Roman must have called called All Star Bail Bonds (he probably heard the commercial on any radio station that plays Cam’Ron) because he’s getting sprung […]
Jet’s Cester Bros Saw Oasis Split a Mile Away
Noel and Liam Gallagher‘s bust-up came as no suprise to Nic and Chris Cester, the Aussie sibs in Jet: Nic said: “I’m not surprised they split at all. If anything I’m shocked they managed to make it work for so long. I’d say it’s definitely the end. They didn’t get on.” Brother Chris added: “They […]
It’s Time For Today’s Second 50 Cent Video
50 Cent has a new fragrance hitting the shelves – Power – which “smells like success.” Check it out! (If Sha Money XL, 50 Cent’s manager, is reading this, I demand he send a bottle to the Starzlife office. I’m giving your client press here every day. I’m supposed to be writing about Khloe Kardashian!) […]
EXCLUSIVE: Jesse Metcalfe Still Has a Soul Patch
Soul Patrol! Jesse Metcalfe enjoyed a scrumptious meal at the Poquito Mas on Sunset. I hope you found a spot in their tiny lot, Jesse. Don’t get clever and park on the top level of the upper Sunset Plaza lot and walk over, because those bastards will ticket you even if you park there at […]
EXCLUSIVE: THERE’S NO BUSINESS LIKE BUSY PHILIPS
Busy Philips was spotted at that Starbucks in the mini-mall at Highland and Franklin. You know, that one conveniently located amidst the apoplexy-inducing permanent traffic surrounding the Hollywood Bowl and 101 entrances, with the lot that’s always full and you can’t turn out of without sticking your hand out the window to signal to a […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! NIKKI HILTON SHOPS AND TALKS AND SHOPS AND TALKS AND SO ON AND SO FORTH
Paris Hilton’s sister went shopping at Neiman Marcus in Los Angeles recently, and I must say, it’s refreshing to see a Hilton who doesn’t look like she washes her hair with bleach. Seriously, even the brother does it.
Lil’ Wayne Gleefully Recounts Getting Raped at 11
The title of this post is not a tease for the local news. In the following video, Weezy ribs (no homo) a young signee of his record label for being a virgin at 15. Damn, son, don’t you know Lil’ Wayne had his first daughter by then? He been fuckin’ since 11. Watch the helpfully […]
