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Susan Boyle Sells More Than Rick Ross and 50 Cent’s Latest Combined

Susan Boyle sold 701,000 copies of her debut album. Is she a Scientologist? Did David Miscavige instruct all Church members to buy ten copies? Did you buy this thing? If so, or if you even bothered to download it, I demand you leave a comment proving you exist. This Reuters articles says that only one […]

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Ooooh Lawd! Tyler Perry Done Been Sued For Talking ‘Bout Jesus

Bertha James, who wrote a song about Jesus in 1950, is suing Tyler Perry for allegedly lifting an entire verse to use in a monologue about Jesus in his latest film about how great Jesus is. Suing a man for getting the word out about Jesus? That’s not very Christian. Then again, neither is being […]

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Ian McKellen’s Greatest Regret…

…is not having told his mother he’s same-sex oriented before she died, he tells the Telegraph. While speaking at a workshop about homophobic bullying, the Lord of the Rings star said: Being gay was a topic that was never mentioned when I was your age. We had not really invented the word gay – at […]

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STARZLIFE PICS: Al Pacino Should Try Sleeping Indoors

Come on, buddy. Either trade the leather jacket and black v-neck for a tweed jacket and Oxford button-up or your head with Michael Imperioli’s.

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Orson Welles’ Daughter Saying Something is a Great Excuse to Post The Drunk Orson Video

Sho Orzon Wellez daughter, uh, whasser name…Chris…sez her Dad isn’t a mean guy like what that new Zac Efron movie would have you believe. That he’s some sorta tyrant. I’ll tell you whosa tyrant…whoever made it illegal for Ralph’s to sell Negro Modello past midnight…they can’t shell wine, either. Or vodka. Or Negro Modello. What? […]

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Protest of Lil’ Wayne’s Arrest Results in Arrests

A New Orleans demonstration against the incarceration of political prisoners Lil’ Wayne and Lil’ Boosie ended with a lil’ addition to the rap sheet of six participants, the Times-Picayune reports. The men were part of larger gathering of protestors voicing their objection to the lock-up of both rappers. While neither deserves jail time for their […]

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Pete Doherty: Not-Zee Racist Germany Thinks He Is

Germany‘s in big huff because Pete Doherty sang their national anthem – all of it, including its first verse, which contains the “Deutschland Uber Alles” refrain. That translates to “Germany above everything,” which sounds appropriate for a national anthem, but is closely tied to Third Reich sentiment and has been accordingly excised since WWII didn’t […]

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STARZLIFE PICS: Britney Spears at LAX

Don’t look so sad, girl, you’ll be back on top of the Yahoo! search rankings again in no time. Michael Jackson can only die once. You still have a lifetime of meltdowns ahead of you.

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Audiences at Philip Seymour Hoffman’s New Play Bailing Halfway

Philip Seymour Hoffman is an Oscar winner and has appeared in plenty of great films, but even that’s not enough to make Shakespeare interesting. The NY Post reports audiences at his new production of Othello are clearing out come intermission: It’s not just critics who hate Peter Sellars’ production of “Othello” starring Philip Seymour Hoffman […]

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Russell Brand Finally Landed Katy Perry

Russell Brand proclaimed his affection for Katy Perry from the stage of the MTV VMA’s last month, and it now seems that he’s sealed the deal, says the Sun: Russell Brand was last night revealed to be having a secret fling with Katy Perry – after he sent the pop babe a love poem and […]

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