Miley Cyrus will appear in the forthcoming Sex and the City sequel, Gossip Cop reports. SPOILER ALERT: First, this movie will be gay. Second, Miley’s scene involves a funny fashion faux-pas in which Kim Catrall’s character wears the same dress as Miley to a red carpet event. OMG, Samantha, you are such a Carrie!
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Thom Yorke and Flea, Together at Last, Whether You Like it Or Not
Thom Yorke‘s music, apart from maybe five Radiohead songs, is unlistenable. So is throwing a Red Hot Chili Pepper into the mix going to make it any worse? Yes, probably. Hitfix reports, via info gleaned form the Radiohead website, that Flea will join forces Thom for at least two shows next week at the Orpheum […]
50 Cent is the Funniest Person on YouTube
If you’re going to start a war with 50 Cent, just quit showbiz instead. You can’t win. And 50 enjoys it too much. One of my favorite YouTube rap beef video moments is when 50, addressing Rick Ross, looks into the camera and says, “Now I’m-a f**k up your life. For fun.” (He did.) If […]
Jon & Kate + 8 – Jon = Still Horrid
Breaking! Jon Gosselin will no longer appear on his eponymous reality show starting November 2, so says TLC. The show’s amended title will now simply be Kate Plus 8 until it’s canceled. Which should be pretty soon, lord willing. Ratings for the octosploitation horror show have slipped steadily, from a peak of 9.8 million earlier […]
A Nightmare on Reboot Street
Freddy Kreuger‘s back. And what’s really scary is he’s being played by the pedophile who cuts his own dick off in Little Children. A Nightmare on Elm Street in HD Oh no, I just realized it’s Yom Kippur! Am I going to hell for posting today? According to these people, the answer was already yes.
OMFG!! Look What Those “The Hills” Morons Make
In other Hills news, the Daily Beast is publishing the purported salaries of the cast. Those goofballs make between $65,000 and $100,000 per episode. Unbelievable. For those not in the know, MTV is renowned for being the cheapest network in showbiz. Hence Room Raiders. Cavallari is being paid $90,000 an episode, which is almost as […]
The Greatest Use of Laser Technology is the Removal of Neck Tattoos
If a lower back tattoo is a “tramp stamp,” what’s a back-of-the-neck tattoo? I can’t think of any words for “small picture” that rhyme with “prison,” “jail,” “gang banger,” “cholo,” or “classless.” Anyway, Jessica Alba is gettin her collar color removed, the Daily Mail reports (<–click for pics!). Actors, please: stop getting tattoos. You’re only […]
Kristin Cavallari: “I Pretty Much Do Anything They Have Me Do Because I Don’t Care”
Kristin Cavallari and I have something in common: we both couldn’t care less about The Hills but have to force interest because that’s what we get paid for. The Laguna Beach star is returning to MTV as a Hills cast member after her acting career failed to ignite. I’m writing this blog post about it […]
Shocker: Gunther Willing to Consider Friends Movie
James Michael Taylor, aka Gunther from Central Perk, is in London right now for the launch of a Central Perk-themed coffee shop. What?! Why don’t we have one in Los Angeles? Of course, it’s not too difficult to find a coffee shop with attractive young people wasting a weekday in this town, but “Starbucks” isn’t […]
Lil’ Wayne Might as Well Feed Money In To a Paper Shredder at This Point
Economy, schmeckonmy – I’m ballin’ through the recession – Lil’ Wayne That quote inspires me. Although if I were ballin’ on Lil’ Wayne’s level, I’d probably spend the cash on a nice CD player and a legal copy of Lil’ Wayne’s last album, then stick the rest in safe investments. Weezy got a watch that […]
