No, CW! Now I’ll never know if Chloe, Margarite, Desmond, and Tilly kicked heroin in time for the Balenciaga purses and shoes show! And what of the budding romance between Humbert and Tiara, both hired for 2009’s DKNY campaign? OK, fine, I made all those names and stories up because I never saw a single episode. […]
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Inglorious Bast***s Coming to TNT
KTLA, a local television station here in LA, used to air a bowdlerized version of Pulp Fiction. I never saw it, but I’d assume it included dialogue like, “Look, just because I wouldn’t give no man a foot massage, don’t make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwan off a building into a glass […]
Hope You Have Hulu, Venezuelan Family Guy Fans
The Venezuelan justice minister is threatening to fine broadcasters if they don’t drop Family Guy, and no, he’s not just a comedy snob who thinks all the “remember that time…” jokes are wearing thin. He’s peeved because a recent episode advocated legalizing marijuana. Que loco! A South American country is trying to posit itself as anti-herb? […]
Ricky Gervais: “I Spent the Entire Budget on Testicular Implants”
Original Office star/scribe Ricky Gervais has a new movie, The Invention of Lying, on the way. He told the Telegraph how he wrangled Philip Seymour Hoffman: I didn’t know Philip Seymour Hoffman, but I sent him an email saying, ‘Dear Philip, please do my new film. There’s no money as I spent the entire budget […]
Innkeeper Alert! Randy Quaid is Out on Bail
If you own an inn, hotel, motel, or safe house for bail jumpers, don’t be tempted to rent it to Randy Quaid. He and his partner in crime/matrimony, Evi Quaid, are out on $20,000 bail following their arrest for charges of burglary, defrauding an innkeeper, and conspiracy. They were personally driven to the bank, sans […]
More Mackenzie Phillips On Oprah Tomorrow
Mackenzie Philips will return to the set of Oprah for a live show tomorrow. Sister Chynna will also weigh in on the controversy that exploded this week when Mackenzie revealed that she had a decade-long consensual sexual relationship with her father.
Got ‘Em! Randy and Mrs. Quaid Cuffed
You can run but you can’t hide, Randy Quaid, because you’re both famous AND fat. The abusive jerkwad and his whacked-out wife had a warrant out for their arrest after having skipped out on a ten grand hotel bill. (Damn, dude, did you throw the minibar out the window, or did you watch every James Bond […]
Lily Allen Quits Music
Sorry, music. Lily Allen is done with you. The British pop tart has declared via her blog that she has no plans for or interest in recording again, and will focus on acting instead: Just so you know, I have not renegotiated my record contract and have no plans to make another record. I do […]
Chicks at Trey Songz Concert Wild Out When He Throws His Shirt at Them
Why doesn’t this happen at every Morrissey concert? I’m honestly asking. Mozzer ends most shows by throwing his shirt into the crowd, and his fans are one billion times more dedicated than your average Trey Songz aficionado. In the video below, the R&B star throws his tank top into the crowd and even security can’t break […]
Scott Disick and Alex Lobel Cool Off at Fred Segal
Fred Segal is so nice, and everyone there is so pretty, that sometimes you just want to be near it even when you don’t feel like dropping $450 on a shirt. That’s why they have cafe where you can drop $12 on a sandwich for the privilege of being in close proximity. I’m not even being […]
