Blech to the following acts nominated as 2010 inductees to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame: KISS, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, LL Cool J, and Genesis. Dammit. Massive popularity does not warrant any sort of permanent accolade. If it did, we would have given My Big Fat Greek Wedding ten Oscars. The RNRHOF nominates […]
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EXCLUSIVE!!! Conrad ‘n’ Kyle ‘n’ Chloe (the Dog)
Lauren Conrad and her boyfriend, Kyle Howard, stepped out in Los Angeles with Chloe the Dog recently. Starzlife was there.
“Embarrassing” High School Pics of Beautiful Stars
The Huffington Post has a collection of celeb’s high school photos titled “Celebrity Yearbook Photos: Whose Is Most Embarrassing?” Well, not Brad Pitt’s, Angelina Jolie’s, Tom Cruise’s, or Gwyneth Paltrow’s. As it turns out, these super-pretty people were good looking in high school, too! What’s supposed to be embarrassing about this Brad Pitt pic? The […]
Can Any Starzlife Readers Help Rick Ross Get His Stripper-Stolen Bling Back?
Rick Ross, aka Rick Rawse, aka Ricky Rizzle the Rich Nizzle, aka Officer Ricky got his shine offed by pole dancers! (To be fair, these hoochie groupies might not be actual sex trade workers.) Mediatakeout.com is reporting that the daily hustler got his jewels jacked from his hotel room. Lest ye doubt the veracity of MTO, […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Jason Segel – “How I Met Your Mother…
…is a funny story, son. I was drinking during daylight hours in a suit while being a rich and famous actor. The waitress accepted my invitation to sit and drink on the job with me. Right about then, a tourist from Iowa asked to take my picture. I usually tell those guys […]
Eminem Might Have to Record a Song About Raping and Killing iTunes Soon
Slim Shady‘s music publisher, Eight Mile Style LLC (Limited Likability Caucasian), is suing Apple Inc. for making 93 unauthorized songs available for download on iTunes. The trial starts on Thursday in Murder City (Detroit) unless a deal is reached by Wednesday. Forget about that noise, Marshall. Please instead bankroll a class-action lawsuit representing all users […]
The Soup Knocks It Out of the Park With This One
Please, please, please let me make it abundantly clear that I love every Friend, and by that, I do not mean every Quaker. While I think Jennifer Aniston gets a bad rap, and that she seems like a pretty cool chick, this Soup skit is hilarious in how accurately vicious it is in satirizing Rachel’s […]
How Come You Can Develop Immunity to Snakebite Venom, But David Hasselhoff Keeps Getting Alcohol Poisoning?
I have a friend who refers to continuing to drink after you’ve vomited from being drunk as a “champ move.” But that’s some entry-level dipsomania compared to the Hoff. He just did the alcohol poisoning hat trick – three separate stints in the hospital from drinking a near-fatal amount of hooch: Hasselhoff was at home […]
OMGlee! Musical Series Picked Up for Full Season
Glee just got renewed! Hoo-ray, girlfriend! (I’m addressing Glee fans of both genders with that sobriquet.) If you’re like me, the only familiarity you have with Glee is from reading wildly enthusiastic Facebook status updates from people whose taste you don’t especially trust. I just spent ten minutes trying to find a decent embeddable clip […]
“Stephen Baldwin” is the Antonym of “Smart Alec”
Slate has a profile of Stephen Baldwin today – he’s the Baldwin brother who ironically disproves Intelligent Design by being so stupid he negates the possibility of having been created by a wise God. He spoke to the kids at the Value Voter Conference on Friday in Washington. Oy vey. The man is lecturing our […]
