Soon-to-dance-with-the-stars (TONIGHT!!!) Kelly Osbourne and her mannequin beau Luke Worrall zipped and strolled around town recently. Starzlife was there.
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Hey, Nikki Finke, How Do You Really Feel?
I didn’t watch the Emmys, because who the hell cares? There is ONE award that means anything, which is of course the Oscar, and even that doesn’t really mean anything because Crash won Best Picture. (So did The Departed. Have you re-watched that movie recently? I’ve seen fewer plot holes in cemeteries.) But Nikki Finke […]
Bon Jovi Finally Speaks on Everyone’s Hurt Little Feelings
Bon Jovi is a good band. Let’s get that out of the way first. Nirvana they are not, but I can think of much more embarrassing acts for a digital Kurt Cobain avatar to sing along to. For example, the Foo Fighters. To remind you, Courtney Love and the non-genius 2/3rds of Nirvana are upset […]
What, So Now Taylor Swift Has to Be Harassed By Dumb, Unfunny, Shrieking Morning Radio DJs, Too?
Why is morning radio so unbearably god-awful? The only thing I can listen to before noon is NPR – I have limited interest in the plight of Vietnam’s rice paddy workers, but at least the story won’t be read to me by an abrasive buffoon screaming, “I mean, can YA BELIEVE that these guys bust […]
Here’s the Trailer for that Zac Efron Costume Drama About Early Orson Welles You’ve Been Dying For
Zac Efron, Jew (I point it out with pride), is sure to delight his fanbase of prepubescent girls afraid of sex with Me and Orson Welles, the tale of a young actor starring in a production of Julius Caesar directed by Orson Welles in 1937. Cha-ching! Wake me when they adapt this into a feature […]
Penn and Teller Get New Show! Yay!
The magical, comedic duo of Penn and Teller are getting a show on ABC. The twosome already produce and appear on Bullshit!, their Showtime program about exposing idiotic, yet commonly-held false beliefs, like the effectiveness of reflexology or the existence of God. The show will star Penn and Teller playing a pair of magicians named […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Seal’s Kids Kicking It
Seal took his tots to karate class recently. Starzlife was there.
OK, Fine, These Kanye Memes Are Kind Of Funny
MTV has a piece asking if the current internet craze of superimposing Kanye West over something to interrupt it is the new LOLCATS. GTFO, MTV, there will never be another LOLCATS. (Have you ever seen LOLDOGS? SMH.) But these are mildly amusing in a “last post of the day” kind of way. (If I knew […]
Bad News for Variety and the Hollywood Reporter
Not-so-boffo biz at Variety and The Hollywood Reporter these days; Variety will soon start charging to access its website, while The Hollywood Reporter is ditching its print edition altogether. They’re bleeding cash. The fact that I learned all this at Nikki Finke’s Deadline Hollywood Daily is a good example why. As someone sporadically employed in […]
