Andy Milonakis is joking, but he’s not a joke. He’s actually become a good rapper, and the tracks he goes over are pretty tight, too. The following track, titled “Natalie Portman Diss Rap(e)” features the couplet “Garden State was OK but it wasn’t my bag / Did you have fun kissing that Zach Braff fag?” […]
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STARZLIFE PICS: Liv Tyler and Mystery Man
We’re all about celebs and their unfamous friends today on Starzlife – here’s Liv Tyler, star of Heavy, and some guy who looks like Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords, except more ethnic, strolling barefoot in the park. Aww.
STARZLIFE PICS: Matthew Perry and Mystery Chick
I used to think that Matthew Perry was losing his hair, but now I realize he just has a big forehead. This is coming from someone who has seen every episode of Friends ten times and loves the man, so please realize I’m not being a bitch. In fact, I think it’s admirable he’s held […]
Family Matters Chick Speaks on Porn Past
TiVo alert! Whatever the hell the TV One Channel is, it’ll be airing a special detailing how Jamiee Foxworth went from playing Judy Winslow on Family Matters to hard-core porn. Maybe she thought Carl had been yelling, “Go ho! Go ho, go ho, go ho!” all those years. A teaser vid:
Tyra Banks’ Journalistic Integrity Called Into Question
Awww, heeell no! Mediatakeout.com is saying “You is a LIE!” to Tyra Banks! And I is ain’t using intentionally racist language, they literally said “You is a LIE!” (Fine, what they actually said is “You is a LIE!!!!”) Brace yourselves,but it turns out that some of the imbecilic guests who spew controversial statements on the […]
Abercrombie and Fitch Launch Pre-Emptive Lawsuit Against Beyonce
Beyonce has an alter ego named Sasha Fierce. But her real name is Beyonce! You don’t need to invent a superstar alter-ego when you were obviously born and groomed (and named) to be a superstar. She says she becomes Sasha Fierce onstage, and that the rest of the time she’s just a regular person like […]
George Takei and Hubby to Appear on The Newlywed Show
George Takei and his gay boyfriend, Brad Altman, will be the first gay couple on The Newlywed Show, currently airing on the Game Show Network. Boy, oh, boy, there is a really, really obvious joke here that I almost feel obligated to make about George giving the same legendary response a contestant offered to the […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Jesse Metcalf Looking Steely
Here’s Jesse Metcalf. I think the tattoo on his right forearm says “Food,” but it might say “Fed” or “Fzzl.”
STARZLIFE PICS: Hilary Duff’s Sister
One of our photogs caught Hilary Duff’s sister getting out of a Mercedes that may or may not belong to Hilary Duff. (Doesn’t Hilary Duff’s sister look like what Lauren Conrad’s sister would look like if Lauren Conrad had a sister as famous as Hilary Duff’s sister?)
STARZLIFE PICS: Paris Hilton’s Shack Attack
It’s Paris Hilton getting her cell phone fixed at Radio Shack! I love it! I can’t even believe she knows what Radio Shack is. Maybe she buys her diodes there.
