Coldplay vs. Joe Satriani. Quick! Name a fight card featuring two worse musical acts. Pink Floyd vs. Norah Jones? Maybe 311 vs. Jack Johnson? Perhaps Daughtry vs. Jordin Sparks? How about a Battle Royale-style cage match where only one may survive, and then we kill the one who survives? In case you hadn’t heard, guitar […]
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Jay-Z Is More Successful, Better Than Elvis
Did you know that Elvis is one of those legends of music that only people with bad taste in music love? He’s a lot like Led Zeppelin, The Clash, and Johnny Cash in that respect. All legends, all suck. Jay-Z became the most successful solo artist in history (as measured by #1 albums) this week, […]
Michael Douglas to Play Liberace, No Homo
Hey, Liberace fans – what the hell are you doing reading Starzlife? I’ll be honest – I know nothing about Liberace from actually having seen or heard the man or his music. My slight familiarity with the man, like most people under 30, results from his status as the ultimate reference for anything gay, campy, […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Rihanna = Fierce
Yeah, you tell him, Rihanna! I hate Justin Timberlake‘s hat, too! The statuesque Barbadian partied at the DeLeon Tequila VMAs afterparty along with every other celeb in NYC last night. To check out some more photos from the EXCLUSIVE NYC event, click here!
STARZLIFE PICS: Mickey Rourke Should Be Really, Really Glad to to Be Famous Again
Mickey Rourke was snapped having a blast at 10AK in New York, where DeLeon tequila threw a raucous afterparty for the VMAs. You know, folks, just because they call it a “sunbed” doesn’t mean you actually sleep in it.
Joe Jackson Is a Good, Non-Abusive Father. Just Ask Him
I think most people thought he and I had some differences. But there was no differences – that’s media talk. – Joe Jackson Stupid media! Stop reporting the truth! Michael Jackson isn’t the only Jackson whose value has increased after his death – Joe Jackson has gone from a near-worthless walking punchline to a reliable […]
Yahoo! News Photo LOL
I’ll admit that I’m in no position to make fun of other bloggers switching up a picture – I’m guilty of it myself – but I mixed up two pics of actresses playing the same character. Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze don’t even look anything alike. And they really don’t now.
EXCLUSIVE: AL SHARPTON AND LOUIS FARRAKHAN ARE BEING AUDITED AT THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY
Wowza! the Reverend Al Sharpton, a fanatic Christian, and the Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan, a Jew-hating Muslim, are taking introductory courses and getting “audited” at the Church of Scientology, so says a source on the inside. That’s weird. You’d think that ol’ Al would never willingly subject himself to auditing – he’s a tax cheat! […]
Michael Moore Is a Big, Fat Idiot Who Might Quit Making Documentaries
If I had known someone was actually listening when, immediately after viewing every Michael Moore movie, I looked toward the sky and said, “Dear God – and I’m talking to the real God here, by which I mean the Jewish one – please make this man quit poisoning minds with his sickening agit-prop,” I would […]
Patrick Swayze R.I.P.
Patrick Swayze has died in Los Angeles of complications from pancreatic cancer. He was 57 years old. More info as events warrant…
