How come England can make good TV but they can’t make TV look good? The BBC looks like macaroni art. What are they taping on? Duct tape? Product placement is currently banned in England, but that’s soon coming to an end. Producers of commercial television will be able to have their characters say “I love […]
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If You Like Golf and Ray Romano, Check Out This Show About Ray Romano Golfing
Golf is the hobby of the idle rich. To prove this, The Golf Channel (if you don’t have it, call your cable company and complain that your bill isn’t high enough) has tapped Ray Romano as the new star of its series The Haney Project, which features Tiger Woods’ “swing coach” teaching the sitcom star […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Queen Latifah
We have laws prohibiting cell phone use while driving in Los Angeles to make our roads safer and our paparazzi’s jobs easier. Queen Latifah pulled over to chat recently. Starzlife was there.
STARZLIFE PICS: Breckin Meyer on a Bike
Check out this black rebel motorcycle club of one right here! Little person Breckin Meyer was spotted riding around town on a full-sized bike yesterday. He even stopped to pose for a pic with a young fan. How does an 8-year-old know who Breckin Meyer is? Do her parents throw Clueless on when they leave […]
YouTube is like an NPR Call-In Show for Idiots with Opinions About Kanye West
I measure the impact of controversial events on society by reading YouTube comments. I’m not interested in the opinion of the Ivy League-educated ivory tower-dwellers who bloviate on cable. They’re paid to have a position on everything whether they mean it or not; YouTube commenters are motivated by passion alone, and there’s a whole lot […]
Jack Osbourne to Any Random Girl: “F*ck Off”
Jack Osbourne, the hungry little boy with fake-Satan for a father, dished on how he handles attention from female fans to Britain’s Star magazine: “If someone comes up to me and wants to be nice, I’m like, ‘F**k off! I don’t know you.” Damn, Jack, haven’t you seen Swingers 50 times? Get the number and […]
STARZLIFE WAS THERE: DeLeon Tequila and the Cult Rock the Rose Bar
Wild scene at NYC’s Rose Bar last night as basically every famous person in New York showed up to drink DeLeon tequila and catch a set from UK rockers the Cult. (If you don’t know who the Cult are but have listened to KROQ for a combined total of more than thirty minutes in your […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Janice Dickinson and Lizzie Grubman
The rangy and tan Janice Dickinson partied with her friend, the less-rangy but more tan Lizzie Grubman at the re-opening of the ultra-luxe Eldridge Lounge at 247 Eldridge St. in NYC (drinks cost $32 dollars) on Wednesday. Since you’re probably not getting in any time soon, you can look at these pictures and pretend you’re […]
Suspected Rihanna-Photo-Leaking-Cops Suspended
If the identity of Deep Throat and the location of Chandra Levy can be uncovered, so can the names of whoever leaked the photo of a whooped Rihanna to TMZ. The Los Angeles Times is reporting that it’s two female LAPD officers: nine-year veteran Rebecca Reyes and rookie cop Blanca Lopez. Boy, the movie just […]
Charlie Sheen is a Fearless Truth-Teller: Everyone Was In On 9/11
Did you know our own Federal government orchestrated 9/11? Man. This whole time I thought it was the Jews. (My uncle got a phone call from Israel that day telling him not to go in to work as a waiter at Windows on the World. True story.) The hooker-and-coke-addicted Two and a Half Men star […]
