Rose McGowan does her own stunts. That’s not surprising – if you can date Marilyn Manson, you can jump off trucks. Unfortunately, one of the stunts on her latest flick went horrifically awry, necessitating surgery. Part of the chick’s elbow was removed. It’s sort of like how Marily Manson had three of his ribs removed […]
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Cosby Show Kid to do Playboy? (No, Not Raven)
Mediatakeout.com is reporting that Keshia Knight Pulliam, who played “Rudy” on the Cosby Show, is mulling over an offer from Playboy to pose. She’s 30 now, so there’s no need to feel guilty if you’re excited. She hasn’t said yes, and she hasn’t said no. I say “say yes.” Playboy is classy, and you get […]
Jermaine Jackson’s Star Un-Studded Tribute to Michael Jackson Looking Lamer Daily
The Jacksons will stop at nothing to wring cash from their late brother’s legacy. Did you know now that it’s been determined Michael Jackson is worth more dead than alive, they’re suing Dr. Conrad Murray for rightful death? That was a joke, but this isn’t: Jermaine‘s “tribute” concert to Michael, endorsed by no one else […]
50 Cent’s Second Book in Stores Now
TWO books. 50 Cent has written two books. Show of hands: how many Starzlife readers have not even read two books this year? 50 Cent, whose memoir From Pieces to Weight I have recommended repeatedly on this site, is back with The 50th Law, a self-help book about attaining success through fearlessness. The guide is […]
Kate Moss Storms Out of GQ Awards
“Kate Moss has still got it. Well, she should do, I gave it to her just before she came on stage.” Ha ha heh. Eh. That’s about the same reaction the above quip received when UK comedian James Nesbitt said it on stage at the GQ Awards. He then added: “What? I’m talking about my […]
Every Movie Will Be a Superhero Movie Soon: Warner Bros Creates DC Entertainment
Hot on the heels of Disney buying Marvel, Warner Brothers has announced the formation of DC Entertainment. It will be run by Diane Nelson. (A woman.) Have you ever heard of any of these titles? I haven’t, but then again, the only comics I like are drawn by Johnny Ryan and won’t be adapted into […]
Congratulations, Nicole Richie!!
Nicole Richie just gave birth – it’s a boy! This is Nicole’s second child – she has a daughter, Harlow, with boyfriend Joel Madden. Nicole Richie’s website first reported the breaking that the baby boy was named Sparrow James Midnight Madden. “In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009 Sparrow […]
Thousands of People Call Ben Stein Stupid – Is It a World Record?
If you are a Jew who denies evolution in favor of creationism, you are too stupid to be a Jew. Ben Stein is too stupid to be a Jew. Just because you can’t wrap your empty head around the sound science of Darwin’s theories does not mean that life on Earth came from a magic […]
The Dream and Christina Milian Are Married
The Dream, who wrote “Umbrella” and now puts “eh eh eh” into every song he composes married Christina Milian, who I can’t name a hit song by without using Google over the weekend. (Mrs. Milian is wildy rumored to be pregnant.) They wed in a Vegas ceremony – Bossip claims Christina rented her wedding dress […]
Sandlers Do The Fair
The Sand-man and the Sand-fam hit the fair this weekend. His kids are going to have a religious experience when they’re old enough to listen to daddy’s masterpiece They’re All Going to Laugh At You. The older one looks like she’s about 4, so she’s only one year away from being the perfect age to listen to “Mr. Spindel’s […]
