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STARZLIFE PICS: Leann Rimes and Some Guy

Leann Rimes has been a tabloid fixture as of late – she broke up with her light-loafered husband and is currently hitting the soon-to-be-divorced father of two, Eddie Cibrian. Our photog snapped her out and about with this guy.

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Soap Actress Doesn’t Understand that Soap Operas Are For Gay People

“Christians like to explain their opposition to homosexuality by pointing out that God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. And what better way to prove your point than by referencing imaginary characters from a book full of pretend stories. It’s Fred and Wilma, not Fred and Billma!” — Paul F. Tompkins Know your […]

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Kate Gosselin Offered $400,000 to Help Put Playboy Out of Business

The simple fact that a woman is famous is not a good enough reason for any magazine or porn studio to offer her money for nude or sexual images. Sorry, feminists, but having eight biological children is not a sexy quality. That’s why Nadya Suleman’s skin flick never got off the ground. Kate Gosselin, thankfully, has […]

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Female MMA Fighter to Star in Next Soderbergh Film

If you’ve never heard of Gina Carano, she’s a mixed martial artist – this does not mean she’s biracial and does karate. It means she does karate and taekwondo and any and all other fighting styles. She must be good at it, too, particularly the part about not getting punched in the face, since that […]

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But He Just Wanted His Stuff Back: OJ Simpson to Remain in Prison

OJ Simpson had been denied his request to be let out of prison by the Nevada Supreme Court while he waits for a decision on his appeal of his conviction for being a gun-toting vioent psycho. Since he’s a flight risk and all.  To refresh your memory, OJ and his gang of pals stormed into the […]

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Attention Archie Fans: Tim Gunn Gets a Comic Book

“We’re in danger! Call a 56-year-old gay man!” is not something you usually read in superhero comics, but Marvel was just bought by Disney, and Disney is repeatedly described as the most gay-friendly company in showbiz, so get ready for a Tim Gunn comic. Loaded Gunn is not about a permanently drunk Tim Gunn – […]

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“Bad Lieutenant” Remake Has Nothing In Common With Bad Lieutenant

You ever see the original Bad Lieutenant? It’s so rough that it’s even censored on cable. I watched it for the first time on Showtime and was intrigued enough to investigate the unrated version. That has the sequence where the Bad Lieutenant, played by Harvey Keitel, pulls over two teenaged unlicensed drivers and forces them […]

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Oprah Makes a Lot of Money, Part 389: Tops Best-Paid Talk Show Hosts

Forbes has released its annual list of the the ten highest-paid talk show hosts on television. Number 1 was, duh, Oprah. Of the $568 million banked by the combined top ten, almost half came ($275 million) came from Oprah. Even other people on the list, like Dr. Phil (#2 with $80 million) and Rachel Ray […]

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STARZLIFE PICS: Ashton Kutcher and George Lopez Being Hysterically Funny

You asked for it, you got it: George Lopez and Ashton Kutcher are doing a movie together! (I’m assuming you are George Lopez.) The comedic greats were shot (with a camera; don’t get excited) on the set of their new film Valentine’s Day, an ensemble comedy starring every actor in Hollywood. Please follow us on […]

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STARZLIFE PICS: DJ AM Laid to Rest

DJ AM was laid to rest today at his funeral in Los Angeles. Travis Barker, the other survivor from his plane crash, was on hand, along with his friends and family.

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