Rambo’s back! You didn’t think Sylvester Stallone was rocking this six-pack for nothing, did you? After Rambo’s last improbable but profitable return to strafing things last year, Nu Image/Millennium films will produce the fifth installment of the series, so sez Variety. The film’s plot revolves around Rambo shooting human traffickers and drug lords along the […]
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Paris Jackson’s Hair Clippings Swept Up, Put in Take-Home Bag
Paris Jackson got a haircut recently. Afterward, the chopped locks on the floor were swept up, put in a bag, and handed back to her “minder,” the Daily Mail reports. The speculation is that no hair was allowed to end up in a trash can so as to prevent someone from running DNA tests with […]
How Many Roads Must a Man Drive Down Before He Gets to the Outback Steakhouse in Burbank? Dylan Goes Even More Electric
Do you have GPS navigation in your car? I don’t, but my friends who went to law school do, and one of the coolest things about it is that you can change the voice you hear from robot to lady robot to Australian or British lady robot. Soon you’ll also be able to select “Bob […]
Keepin’ It Up-to-the-Minute with Jon Gosselin
PimpXtreme Jon Gosselin is in Sin City this weekend. He tweeted his first twitpic. We’ve put it here to save you the trip to Twitter. Starzlife spies say: Jon was browsing a jewelry store for rings. For Haley? Possible. For himself? Probable. Jon shopped at the Mirage’s Sugar Factory with his kids. Jon’s says he’s “really […]
Emily Blunt and John Krasinski Are Engaged
Score, Pollock! Tall, dreamy camera-mugger-to John Krasinski and tall, dreamy doesn’t-look-at-camera Emily Blunt are engaged, a rep for the couple confirms to Us Magazine. Oh, no. They share a rep. Address it in the pre-nup. Emily has been hesitant to discuss the particulars of her relationship because she learned her lesson about answering those kinds […]
STARZLIFE PICS of Eugenics In Action: Jessica Alba and Offspring
Pretty person/actress Jessica Alba was snapped strolling around town in an untucked white button-down and short-shorts holding her baby, Honor. From the looks of things, toddlers are hard to get a good grip on. I think they’re at their squirmiest at that age. Too old to stick in a baby-backpack, too young to walk quickly from the […]
Arbiter Swallows Piven’s Sushi Defense
I can’t believe that worked – Jeremy Piven did not violate the terms of his contract when he dropped out of a stage production of Speed-the-Plow claiming mercury poisoning, so says an arbiter in the Actor’s Equity Association. That’s like SAG for people who wish they were in SAG. To refresh your memory, Jeremy dropped […]
More Proof Europe is Cooler: Big Brother UK Canceled
Let’s import this idea, too! Big Brother, the reality show about horrible people performing for security cameras, is being canceled in its UK incarnation. Big Brother’s stateside popularity has never reached the dizzying heights the show enjoyed in its English heyday – the first series of the show was a nation-wide cultural phenomenon, drawing a […]
GLAAD Mad At Correct Use of “Gay” to Describe Gay Stuff
GLAAD has to be a fake organization comprised of right-wing anti-gay zealots who are trying to paint gays as rigid, humorless, thought-Nazis, right? I’m starting to sincerely suspect that GLAAD’s press releases are written by Southern Baptist preachers in an effort to make the country collectively roll its eyes and say, “Get OVER it already! Sheesh, […]
This Should Be Bigger Than M*A*S*H: Heathers Coming to Television
Heathers, the dark teen comedy about a clique of bitches named Heather, is being adapted as a television series. It’s too bad I’ve only seen it once and can’t remember any dialogue because there’s probably some line that would work as a perfect reference here. I have seen Pulp Fiction enough times to clarify how the […]
