Lindsay Lohan’s house was burgled over the weekend. Michael Lohan has given an interview to Radar about it: “I’m sick of people bugging my daughter and using her. This is not the first time she’s been robbed.” Is Michael Lohan attempting some sort of Spencer Pratt-like reinvention of himself as a willful villain of the […]
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Check Out Sly Stallone’s Insane New Giant Car
Sylvester Stallone was snapped out in Beverly Hills driving. Look at this thing. It’s all engine. It looks like a Plymouth Prowler mixed with a Bugatti. It’s like the rich man’s Model T. Did he just steal this thing from Jay Leno’s garage? Are those gas-powered headlights? I’d be wearing a hat and sunglasses, too, […]
Great News for Dorks – the Kids in the Hall Are Coming Back
Rejoice, nerds – the comedy troupe The Kids in the Hall are reuniting for an 8-part funny murder-mystery to air on CBC. That’s like NBC, but Canada. For our younger Starzlife readers, The Kids in the Hall are a sketch quintet hailing from our neighbors to the north. They had a self-titled TV series on […]
Hey Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Other – Reporter Unwittingly Calls Jamie-Lynn Sigler’s Boyfriend Fat
Have you been watching Entourage this season? Let me catch you up – heartthrob Vincent Chase is back on top after his last movie did boffo b.o., sleeping with the hottest chicks and partying at the coolest clubs. Man, some guys have all the luck! His short, orange manager E is torn between ex-gf Sloan […]
Dan Brown’s Books Most Given Away to Charity Thrift Stores – You’re Welcome, Welfare Recipients
First, let me make it clear that I’m well aware not everyone who shops at Goodwill is on welfare. For example, me. I shop at thrift stores exclusively and I’m not on welfare. (I’m too embarrassed to apply.) As a frequent patron of second-hand shops for the penurious, I can whole-heartedly attest to the validity […]
What Happened to Flowers and Underwear? Sex Toy Thrown at Adam Lambert Onstage
I hope if I ever become a pop star that I’m so flamboyantly Jewish people throw money at me on stage. Adam Lambert is so flamboyantly, uh, sexy, that people at his concerts throw phallic sex toys at him. In the clip below, Adam, who actually is a Jew but has other, much more apparent qualities, […]
What the Hell?! Michael Jackson STILL Isn’t Buried PART 2
Previously on What the Hell?! Michael Jackson STILL Isn’t Buried… Oh my God. This never ends. Michael Jackson’s burial date has been pushed back – again – to September 3rd, and this Hollywood Reporter column has a good theory as to why: it’s a Jehova’s Witness thing. See, that silly sect of Christianity believes that […]
Black Eyed Peas Set New Record in Addition to Coolest Manager in History
Chart time! Over on the Hot 100, Billboard’s big singles chart, the Black Eyed Peas have set a new world record. Their two #1’s – previously “Boom Boom Pow” and currently “I Gotta Feeling” – have spent a combined total of 20 week atop the chart. The record had previously been held by Usher, whose “Yeah!” and […]
I’m Going to Puke: Jackson Brothers Filming Reality Show About Michael’s Death
Are you wondering how the Jackson brothers – people that Michael had next to no relationship with, by the way – are handling his death? Well, quit imagining and start watching their new reality show! Before Michael Jackson died, his brothers had been filming a reality show pilot for A & E which was to include […]
Jay Leno’s New Show’s Selling Point is That There’s Not Much Jay Leno
Jay Leno, head-to-toe denim afficionado and owner of 25% of the world’s automobiles, is returning to NBC soon with an hour-long program to help hasten the demise of scripted television. But it won’t be a Tonight Show retread – Conan O’Brien will still be the network’s premier provider of interviews with actors who don’t want to be there. […]
