Mallrats auteur Kevin Smith is back to yapping again, this time to MTV. Balloon Boy’s new gripe is not only with Southwest, but the media at large: “The [fat story] is the sexy story that everybody wants to write … I was so mad at the press because for 15 years I’ve done nothing but […]
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STARZLIFE PICS: John C. McGinley Visits the Real Doctor
Oh my God. Look at John C. McGinley‘s shoes. It looks like someone cut off a Ninja Turtle’s foot and made a Croc out of it. John, look down. That’s concrete you’re walking on, not a beach in Cabo or your living room floor. Forget the doctor’s office, you’re underdressed for a hike. You’d have […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Betty White Will Outlive You
Where do old-people clothes come from? I’ve never seen ’em in stores. Also, what is about turning 70 that makes people say to themselves, “Banana Republic no more. From here on in it’s silky pastels and cardigans”? Starzlife caught Ms. Thang, aka Betty White, walking down the street in Beverly Hills recently. Fans of hers […]
Nickelback Sucks
Nickelback’s official Facebook page has 1,421,320 fans. A page called “Can this pickle get more fans than Nickleback?” has 1,473,280 fans. Yes it can. And I heard the pickle’s demo. It sucked. That’s how bad Nickleback is. Chad Kroeger, the lead singer of Nickelback, sent the following email to the page’s administrator:
Um, Like, FINALLY! Robert Pattinson Admits He’s Pounding Out Kristen Stewart
Dude, we knew, but good for you for saying out loud. You’re now free from a life of lies. This is how Clay Aiken felt and how Corbin Bleu will feel. Robert Pattinson has finally owned up to his relationship with Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart: “It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes. “We […]
Gary Busey: New Old Dad
Gary Busey is 65. He had a kid today with his 40-year-old girlfriend.That means when the kid is 5 years old, his dad will be Gary Busey. There should be laws against this kind of thing, because, clearly, the laws of nature have failed. Check out how great Gary is with kids. Here he is […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Only Gay for One Gal You Guys
Lindsay Lohan isn’t bisexual. She simply couldn’t resist what celebs DJ Samantha Ronson‘s got: club connections and an income. “I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me. We’re still in touch. We live in the same apartment building in LA and see each other often. She […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Voilà Olivier Martinez
Look, it’s frog thespian Olivier Martinez talking on his bike. Knowing how to ride a motorcycle: trés chic et masculin. It also saves gas, which is like 12 dollars a gallon in Europe due to taxes. See? Free health care does not exist! Olivier’s resume includes a bunch of French stuff as well as S.W.A.T […]
STARZLIFE PICS: What Part of ‘Nicky Hilton Be Shoppin” Didn’t You Understand?
Here’s Starzlife fave Nicky Hilton wearing an Alexander McQueen scarf, taking her computer into the shop. Technically, that’s shopping. Nicky recently helped big sis Paris ring in her 29th birthday at the Tea Room in New York, as well as attending the launch of Butter NC, a new bi-level dance club in North Carolina.
The Ed Hardy Boyz: Good at Business, Girls
Best web video in recent memory. Second only to the Epic Beard Man bus fight. Nick Kroll’s Bobby Bottleservice and his partner, Peter Paparazzo, solve mysteries for Christian Audigier, WHO PLAYS HIMSELF! Other notable guest appearances: Ian Ziering, Fred Durst, Pauly Shore, and Tom Sizemore. This = funny.
