Jerry O’Connell has enrolled in Southwestern Law School. That school is, apparently, in Los Angeles, although I’ve lived here for 28 years and I never knew that. In fact, I jumped on Google to see where it is and realized that it’s actually right on Wilshire Boulevard and that I’ve driven by it every time […]
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Here, Watch This Trailer for “Dorian Gray” So You Can Pretend That You’ve Read It
Public domain, baby! The great thing about it is that you don’t have to give any money to the 100-years-dead author you’re adapting the work of. The problem is that everything in the public domain is old, and we all know that “period piece” doubles the budget. Dorian Gray (no “The Picture of,” they’re doing […]
Brad Pitt’s Godless, Pro-Drug Platform Could Get Him Elected in New Orleans
Brad Pitt is giving Lil’ Wayne a run for his money when it comes to hometown hero status in New Orleans. Mr. Pitt’s charity, Make It Right, has spent the past four years helping to re-build homes in the Katrina-destroyed town. Lil’ Wayne is still mad icy, though. In this video below, Brad gives Ann […]
Beyonce Pulls a Stewie
Boy, Starzlife sure is gay today. Beyonce will go Sapphic (I almost wrote “go rug-muncher” but decided to keep it classy) in her next flick, an American re-make of the British Tipping the Velvet. Here’s the IMDB plot summary for that film: Set in the 1890’s, [Tipping the Velvet] tells the lesbian love affair between […]
Stewie from Family Guy is Gay
I don’t hate Family Guy. Plenty of people in comedy do (I’m an actual comic when not crafting these delightful lil’ posts) and I always defend the show by first acknowledging that every criticism of the show is valid. It does have too many pop-culture references in lieu of jokes, and the “cut to” format […]
Kelly Clarkson, Happy With Her Weight, Airbrushed to be Thinner
Kelly Clarkson‘s weight has gone up and down repeatedly over the course of her career, and she’s fine with that, she tells Self magazine in a cover story. But the magazine still Photoshopped off some of her body for the mag’s cover. Guess you can have your cake and eat it, too! Self editor Lucy […]
Jaime Pressly Denies Peeing on the Ground in Public
Jaime Pressly was celebrating her recent engagement surrounded by people who can’t legally get married at West Hollywood’s Abbey when it appeared that she – and I apologize for such language – squatted down and peed on the sidewalk. You’d have to be pretty drunk to do that, considering the woman’s bathroom at the Abbey […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Russell Simmons and Sophie Monk
Here’s Russell Simmons, 51 and worth $400 million, with Sophie Monk, not 51 and not worth $400 million. The two attended the Inglorious Basterds premiere afterparty at the Mondrian Hotel last night. On a semi-related note, doesn’t Inglorious Basterds look better than Pulp Fiction? I’m not even being wildly sarcastic. Every time I see a […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy
Awww, look, here’s Jamie Kennedy and his girlfriend, Jennifer Love Hewitt, walking around the Valley. It sort of reminds me of this season of Entourage, where Jamie-Lynn Sigler is dating Turtle, except that Jamie Kennedy isn’t five feet tall and Turtle is occasionally funny. Jamie and Jennifer appear to be getting into a Bentley in […]
So What If the Next Harry Potter’s the Last? They’re Re-Making “Anne Frank”!
If Jews are supposed to be such good writers, then why is Anne Frank‘s diary so boring? AND it’s predictable. OK, fine, I admit it. I’m just jealous she wrote a bestseller at 13. The Diary of Anne Frank, already adapted into a stage-play and feature film (and, if you believe a small, vocal group […]
