Why can’t Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith just send their kids to either Hardvard- Westlake or Crossroads like all other celebs parents? If they’re concerned about their children feeling out of place in a public school, I’m sure they’d feel pretty comfortable at Harvard-Westlake with the sons and daughters of the people who finance their […]
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Ashton Kutcher Tweets About Not Dying in Plane Emergency
Is Ashton Kutcher not famous enough? Why do mega-stars tweet? We (by which I mean Starzlife) are on Twitter to bring you up-to-the-minute celebs gossip and photos. Ashton is on Twitter to type things like, “just finished kimmel. Should be a fun show.” Couldn’t you just leave your adoring fanbase in suspense for the three […]
From Pieces to Weight: Cameron Douglas Pushed Piles of Meth
More details have emerged about Cameron Douglas‘ once-thriving, now-busted drug hustle: far from being the guy who buys an ounce of shrooms so he can sell to his friends and trip for free, Cameron was a middle man for serious quantities of tina. Oh, I’m sorry, I live in West Hollywood. You call it crystal […]
Sienna Miller Kinda Regrets Her Affair With Balthazar Getty
Folks, I’m not one to judge when it comes to matters of celebs infidelity. I don’t know the people involved (I mean personally; I know who LeAnn Rimes is), it doesn’t affect me personally, and adultery isn’t illegal. That’s why I can’t hate on Sienna Miller, at least not with the vim and vigor of […]
John Hughes Has Died
TMZ is reporting that the director John Hughes had died at age 59 of a heart attack. You’ll be missed, John. Updates as events warrant…
Tom Sizemore Arrested (Again) – Not for Meth, for Hitting a Woman (Again)
I passionately believe that all drugs should be legalized. Some celebs make excellent poster children for this cause – for example, Robert Downey, Jr. and Pete Doherty. They’re both brilliant artists who happen to like tempting death. It is a waste of our tax dollars and a violation of their freedoms to harsh their mellow […]
Katy Perry and Posh Spice to Catch Contact High From Sitting in Paula’s Seat
“Paula Abdul is half Jewish, half Palestinian. We should send her to the Middle East. And hopefully…that will be the end of her.” –BJ Novak I’m actually considering watching American Idol again now that Paula will spend that time in a Xanax fugue on the couch in her living room instead of trying my patience […]
FABOLOUS HAS FIRST #1 ALBUM OF HIS CAREER!!
Loso’s Way, the fifth album from Fabolous, the rapper who says, “Maybe cuz I’m eatin’, and these bastards fiend for my grub / I carry pumps like I serve gasoline for these scrubs / they’ve seen my Aston leanin’ on dubs / And they can’t afford chrome, so they puttin’ Vaseline on they hubs” bowed […]
The Cops Won’t Let Miley Cyrus’s Own Fiance Stalk Her
Boy, this is a real “he said/ she said”! He, being 53-year-old Mark McLeod, says that he’s Miley Cyrus‘s fiance, and that Miley Cyrus accepted his proposal after he bought her a diamond ring. She, being Miley Cyrus, said “Eeep!” as she ducked into her trailor. Then there’s the “they said” said angle, they being […]
Gloria Allred Criticizes Another Human Being for Saying Something Stupid
Gloria Allred is no Octo-Mom fan, that’s for sure. The press-addicted hyper-leftist, who is to feminism as Al Sharpton is to race relations, is volunteering her g.d. opinions to the press regarding Octo-Mom’s latest sickening statement: her eight kids were a mistake. In the new issue of Us Weekly, Suleman, who has 14 children, admits: […]
