And no, it’s not a spin off of The Biggest Loser. Or More to Love. The man has gained a few pounds, is what I’m getting at. The show will purportedly focus on showcasing Kevin Federline’s life as a father of four. I’m guessing a lot of that revolves around finding cheap babysitters, since […]
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Matthew Broderick and S.J.P. Near-Victims of Larcenous Fuzz
I’m not one to holler “eff tha police” – I’m not a criminal. But damn. These crooked cops tried to get one over on Carrie Bradshaw and Ferris Beuller. (Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick if you’re nasty.) Two Ohio police chiefs accused of snooping on the surrogate mother for actors Sarah Jessica Parker and […]
Seinfeld Reunion! Sort of. Okay, it’s Fake
They might reunite ten times daily in syndication, but the cast of Seinfeld will be coming together for the first time since the series finale of their legendary sitcom soon. Hope you have HBO. (Can you tape it for me? I’m asking if you still own a VCR.) Here’s where it gets all meta: the […]
Katherine Heigl: Rich, Pretty, Underappreciated, Overworked
Is Katherine Heigl really as unlikeable as the internets have decided? There’s a two-page thread on her IMDB page titled “does anybody else hope she falls off a cliff?” Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow are still widely quoted as being p.o.’d at her less-than-gracious remarks about Knocked Up. Now a blog post by Ken Levine […]
Somebody Loaned Annie Leibovitz 24 Million Dollars, Wants it Back
Annie Leibovitz, the superstar photographer best known for her exquisitely boring images of obvious celebs in Rolling Stone and Vanity Fair, is being sued for defaulting on a loan of TWENTY-FOUR MILLION DOLLARS. The woman presses a button for a living. Annie collateralized the rights to her work to secure the cash. Now she’s fighting […]
Remember “Men at Work”? They’re Being Sued Over “Down Under.” It’s 2009
Antipodean popsters Men at Work scored a hit stateside in 1983 with their ode to meeting people from Australia “Down Under.” 26 year later they’re being sued by Larrikin Publishing, who claim that the song steals the flute riff from “Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree,” written in 1934. Marge: We have them in […]
Mel Gibson. Again
Don’t get your hopes up –Mel Gibson didn’t give us a new round of funny Jew-hating remarks to drop into casual conversation for an easy laugh. He wasn’t even blackout drunk. He just ripped a photog’s shirt. The 53-year-old alcoholic adulterer nightclub-loving disciple of Christ doesn’t like snappers all up in his ish. So when […]
Non-Child Abuser Joe Jackson Confirms MJ’s Love Child
Joe Jackson, who, as it turns out, didn’t beat Michael Jackson after all, has dropped another shocking truth-bomb: Omer Bhatti, rumored to be MJ’s love child since scoring a primo seat at the funeral is, in fact, the late singer’s son. In an interview with NewsOne.com (for black America – I’m not being racist, I’m […]
Madonna: 14 Years Of Pretending to Be Jewish
Folks. Lemme explain Judaism to you from a member’s perspective: we’re doing fine without you. Don’t get me wrong: you people are great. After all, you do make up 99.99% of the global population, so you’ve gotta be doing something right. But the way we make more Jews is by taking two Jews and getting […]
Why Did LeAnn Rimes Split From Her Probably Homosexual Husband?
Now that they’ve made the split official, the celebs gossip world is abuzz with theories as to why LeAnn Rimes and Dean Sheremet didn’t go the distance. And every single one of those theories revolves around Dean not being physically attracted to women. This Google search for “Dean Sheremet” and “gay” returns 22,600 hits. Granted, […]
