Demi Lovato dropped at #1 this week with her second album, Here We Go Again. (Demi, I’m as excited as you were when you named it.) Quick, can you name a Demi Lovato song? If you can, you’re checking this post in your school’s library. Because it’s lunchtime and you are 12. Chris Daughtry‘s rawkin’ […]
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Blink 182 is Back Together! Bet You’re Glad You Didn’t Kill Yourself Now!
I know, I know. When you heard Blink 182 was breaking up, you cried until the make-up your mom says you’re not allowed to wear to school ran down your chin. You tore their Tiger Beat tear-outs down from your wall. You even considered the unthinkable, but then you put “Adam’s Song” on repeat until […]
What Part of “Tax Evasion is Spectacularly Illegal” Doesn’t Chris Tucker Understand
Folks: death and taxes. As in: they’re the only things promised in life. And if you’re not cool with the “death” part, you can get religious. Which Chris Tucker is. That might take care of death (in your head), but you’ve still gotta pony up. Especially when you make $20 million a film. The Rush […]
PICS: Eve Buying Make-Up at MAC. Ruff Ryders!
I wanna say it again: Ruff Ryders! Rapper/actress/time of day Eve was snapped (oh, snap girlfriend) at the MAC store on Roberston buying make-up with her moms. Rap chicks love MAC. And rappers like chicks who wear MAC. I know this because they reference it so often, like when Fabolous says “use them MAC-polished lips […]
Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle Have Stopped Holding Hands
ATTENTION PRETTY LADIES! If you like reflected limelight but don’t like sex, Joe Jonas is back on the market. The virginal, hair-straightening frontman for tween-pop Beatles-second-coming The Jonas Brothers has been kicked to the curb by Camilla Belle, the comely star of 10,000 BC and The Chumscrubber. What did gossip columnists do before IMDB? I […]
Mischa Barton’s Either No Longer Crazy or Can’t Pay Her Hospital Bills
Because she’s busted out of her padded cell and intends to return to the show she was fleeing in the first place. “I can confirm that she’s left the hospital with the intention to resume production” of her new CW show The Beautiful Life, her rep Craig Schneider tells Usmagazine.com. Since there’s not much else […]
PICS: Nicky Hilton and David Katzenberg in Malibu
Our photographer actually titled this photo set, “Nicky Hilton wearing a pretty purple dress,” which is a lot nicer than “Nicky and David wearing matching hers-and-hers sandals.” Keep reading for more:
Method Man and Redman Speak on the Kelis Settlement and They’re Right About Everything
When we last checked in on the Nas and Kelis Show, a very, very stupid judge awarded the lucky, thieving lady 55 GRAND (I have to type it in capitals each time because I’m screaming it out loud at my desk as I type this) A MONTH (still yelling) in spousal and child support. Method […]
Is Chris Brown Pounding Rihanna Again?
I MEAN SEX. NOT POUNDING. The facts: Rihanna and Chris Brown checked into separate rooms at the Trump International Hotel in Midtown Manhattan this week. They’ve been sneaking in and out of the building using different doors and have yet to be photographed together. Chris Brown is legally barred from seeing Rihanna owing to a […]
Lohan Family to Michael: “Forget Jon Gosselin, You’re Supposed to Ruin Our Lives”
When we last checked in, Jon Gosselin, da dopest pimp on da block, was getting all tight with Michael Lohan, da dopiest simp in da solar system. Now the Lohans, for not the first time, are saying, “Hey, remember us, you dumb predicate felon?” and “Where the hell is my goddamn child support?” To be […]
