Loser! Not everyone who got punched on the first season of Jersey Shore will be making $10,000 an episode this year. For example, Stephen Izzo. He’s the guy who got decked by Ronnie. No, not that one. The other one, where it was over in one punch and then Ronnie ran around screaming “One shot […]
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STARZLIFE PICS: The Cyruses Walk the Dogs
Billy Ray Cyrus, Leticia Cyrus and Noah Cyrus took their dogs for a stroll recently. In stark contrast to Miley Cyrus‘s dog walking style, they actually let the pups paws touch concrete. Don’t go believing those silly rumors that Noah’s launching a lingerie line for kids. She’s simply promoting a line called Oh! La La […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Nick Jonas Chunks the Deuce
“Chunk the deuce” is Houston slang for “throw up the peace sign.” Next, Nick Jonas should “chuck the purse,” which is English for “throw that purse in a trash can.” Bruh, I have total respect for the fact that you’re like 12 and support your two OLDER brothers by writing all the songs, but you’re […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Lara Flynn Boyle’s Body is Still Skinny, At Least
Hmmm boy. Lara Flynn Boyle sure is looking different these days. The actress, best known for her stint on The Practice and more recently seen in Life Is Hot in Cracktown, went for a stroll with husband Donald Ray Thomas II, a real estate investor. Nice umbrella, dude. It’s a clear, bright, California sunshine day, […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Tori and Dean and Baby Make Three. Add Other Baby and Assistant and You’ve Got Five
Tori Spelling in the house! Or, if you want to get technical about things, outside of it, taking her two kids to gym class. Starzlife caught the biz princess, her husband Dean McDermott, her two kids, and their kid-carrier in Culver City. Tori and her mother, Candy Spelling, recently reconciled after feuding publicly for years. […]
Epic Beard Man’s Life: EPIC WIN!!!
“So what the cops say to you, man?” “Cops said, ‘Not guilty, you out of here, boy! You out of here.’ They put me in the hospital, they gave me seven sandwiches, man. Seven sandwiches and four cartons of milk. And I fuckin’ slept – I got morphine tablets – and I slept like a […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Paris Hilton be Shoppin’
Paris! We missed you, girl. The ur-socialite got her squander on with a little shopping spree at Fred Segal after returning from Brazil, where she made her debut as the face of Brazilian beer Devassa. Paris just turned 29; she celebrated at Tea Room in New York, where she got into a little shrieking match […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Kevin Federline: From Fat to Fit (Club Cast Member)
Porker no more! Now he just looks like someone who used to be a backup dancer a loooong time ago, particularly since he’s wearing sweatpants, almost as if he were heading to the rehearsal studio, which he most certainly is not. He’s heading home to watch movies on the couch. A Blockbuster night indeed. You’ll […]
Quentin Tarantino is the Savoir of Film (Revival House)
The New Beverly Cinema, a legendary Los Angeles theater screening classic and hard-to-find films, has just been saved by Quentin Tarantino, hereby ending his 15-year-streak of disappointing film fans. Built in 1929 as a first-run moviehouse, the Torgan family moved into the property and turned it into a 200-seat venue for classic, independent and foreign […]
2 Yrs 4 Txt Stalking Ashanti’s Mom
Devard Hurd says he just wished the best for Ashanti when he texted pictures of his genitals to Ashanti’s mom, Tina Douglas: Hurd said the messages were intended as friendly repartee, “sex texting” and jokes, and he didn’t think Douglas would mind them. Wrong-o, Devard! Dick pics might bowl over a common barfly, but this […]
