Full retard Sean Penn will be charged with a misdemeanor count of both battery and vandalism for his Liu Kang kick to a paparazzi’s camera, so says TMZ. The charges carry a possible jail sentence of one-and-a-half years, although you know that’s not going to happen, because come on. Enjoy these Sean Penn pics. We […]
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Economy, Schmeconomy! Lil’ Wayne’s Getting Even Richer!
Weezy‘s got aaall da money! When it comes to that paper, he stacks books! I wonder if he’s ever read one! If you’re a fan of clothing labels owned by rappers, like Sean John, Phat Farm, Roc-A-Wear, Shady Ltd, G-Unit, and other collections of cheaply made, oversized garments available at Ross and Marshall’s, just wait […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Helena Bonham Carter Looks Like She Sleeps Outside
The girl’s got a look, you gotta give her that. Several, actually, and here she is wearing all of them at once! Marla Singer, aka Helena Bonham Carter, walked around Malibu recently. Starzlife was there. Helena is the wife of Tim Burton; she’ll appear alongside Johnny Depp in the director’s next film, Alice in Wonderland. […]
Boy, When YouTube Hates You, They Don’t Hold Back
Epic Beard Man is the gift that keeps giving. In addition to the original video and the remixes, we have “da amber lamps” to add to internet vernacular, and now we can all pile on the dumb, thieving, racist bitch who recorded the whole thing in the first place. She’s posted a video to YouTube […]
HA! “Tik Tok” Keeps “We Are the World” Off Top of Charts
“Tik Tok” can’t be killed. The song has already topped the Billboard Hot 100 for over two months, and not even Lil’ Wayne, Wyclef, Nipsey Hussle, Vince Vaughn, Nick Jonas, Fergie, Swizz Beats, and Fonzworth Bentley can kick her off. That’s right, the song that would have saved Haiti, “We Are the World 25” DIDN’T […]
Sarah Silverman: I Want to Adopt a Retarded, Terminally Ill Child; Fat Jokes Offend Me
Sarah Silverman sat down with CNN to discuss comedy, Obama, and her incurable Jewishness recently. Her interview comes on the heels of a controversial appearance at the TED Conference. TED stands for “technology, entertainment, and design,” and its membership included Nobel laureates, artists, scientists, and investors. Sarah did jokes about the source of life being […]
Britney Spears is Havesexwithable Again
Peep the new Candie’s ad, shot by Terry Richardson. Britney’s father has clearly cut off her access to funnel cake. It’s been a roller-coaster ride through the peaks and troughs of sanity and comeliness, but Britney’s back, bitch.
Gwyneth Be All Flailing Around and Stuff to Tone Her Arms
Gwyneth Paltrow‘s GOOP is indispensible. If you want an unbiased guide to the best charcuteries of the eighth arrondissement to check out when visiting France on a budget, a fashion icon’s opinions on this season’s hottest shampoos, or simply need a recommendation for a new life coach/crystal therapy practitioner, there is no competition. In this […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Now Everyone In England Hates Stephen Baldwin, Too
If somebody came in with a machine gun, and pointed it at my daughter, and said to my daughter, ‘Say Jesus doesn’t exist,’ she’d say, ‘Jesus absolutely exists,’ and I’d see her in heaven. — Stephen Baldwin This man is a FATHER. That alone is proof that the universe is not intelligently designed. Stephen Baldwin […]
Monica Keena in Maxim
Sexpot/Scream Queen Monica Keena has another horror flick heading your way – a remake of Night of the Demons. In celebration of her ghoulish bloodbath, Maxim asked her to strip down to her underwear and cover her breasts with her elbows. Check it out.
