Bravo, fine sir or madam responsible for this video’s creation. You got this onto the net the same day, and it’s actually funny. I love that the next opponent after “Tyrone” is Josef Fritzl, the guy who raped his daughter in a dungeon for years on end. And if you want to dress like Epic […]
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“Gary, Come Back!” “No, Fu%K You!’
Gary Coleman can’t catch a break. He’s got some weird no-grow disease, his parents stole all of his money, he’s got a mouthy wife, and now some irritating broad on The Insider has gone and goaded him into storming off set in the middle of an interview. What truly kills me is that after they […]
Isn’t Stumbling Around Desperate for Cocaine Kristin Cavallari’s JOB?
I’m honestly asking. The woman is paid to be on television solely to personify selfish, sybaritic lethargy, correct? Then why is this US Weekly piece acting like it’s a bad thing the girl wanted to get high over Super Bowl weekend, reportedly “going around to everyone, asking them to score her some coke”? SHE’S SUPPOSED […]
Jon Gosselin Settles. So Does Anyone Who Dates Him
Play on, player! Now that he’s settled his lawsuit with TLC, Jon Gosselin has no pesky impending court dates to prevent him from chopping down all the hot young babes who hate their fathers. TLC had sued Jon for violating his contract with the network by making unauthorized public appearances and statements to the media; […]
Is This the Most Satisfying YouTube Video Of All Time?
Until someone films Gloria Allred and Al Sharpton locked in a cage, forced to fight to the death, after which the victor is also killed, the answer is yes. Here’s a delightful piece of amateur video of a bus brawl between some tough-talkin’ brother and a 67-year-old cracker. Spoiler alert: cracker demolishes brother. I sincerely […]
Tila Tequila Tweets “I’m Quitting Twitter” Thrice, Tweets Twice More
Srsly, you guys, Tila Tequila is just toooo busy with her super-successful record label to tweet about her dead wife and all the mean guys who want to beat her up for being pretty and her pregnancy and impending adoption of a Russian orphan. I know this because she took the time to write this […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Jack Osbourne and Some Girl Who’s Likely Sleeping With Jack Osbourne
I’m not referring to the little boy in the main picture when I mention the girl he’s probably sleeping with! I mean the girl in the other pictures. We caught rock progeny Jack Osbourne at the Beverly Glen Deli, where he dined on a cheeseburger before hopping in his car with his lady and speeding […]
OMG TOTAL TMI!!! “I Killed Someone” Says BBC Reporter
Awk-ward! While presenting Inside Out, a BBC program detailing local issues in England (or, if you don’t live there, international issues), host Ray Gosling unburdened himself of a life-long secret: he smothered his ailing male lover to death while in the final throes of AIDS. Whoa. I didn’t even know Ray Gosling was gay. Or […]
STARZLIFE PICS: William Baldwin is a Total Baldwin
We caught William Baldwin at LAX and the man is looking good despite these stressful times. I’m not referring to the recession; his wife, Chynna Phillips, has just entered rehab for anxiety. Billy recently spoke with Radar about it, saying, “If I know Chynna, she will be fine. If anything sent her to get help, […]
Oprah (Basically) Tells John Mayer: Get Bent, Cracker
Right on, Oprah. Don’t let John Mayer sully your studio with an apology for using the word nigger. There is no greater crime against humanity than using the word nigger, even if you’re not racist and simply trying to make a point about the word’s usage. Add to that having written “Your Body is a […]
