Sort of ironic that someone promoting a book titled How to be Famous gets cut from their promo interview essentially for not being famous enough. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were to be on the Today show this morning talk about How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and […]
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Heidi Montag to Launch Fragrance Line
The Hills isn’t going to last forever, and a singing career is looking slim, so Heidi Montag has to pay the bills somehow! Mrs. Pratt has reportedly teamed up with the Home Shopping Network and will be creating her own fragrance to be released next year. Hasn’t this fragrance thing been done to death already!? […]
Holly Montag: So Much for Sisters
Talk about a strong family bond! Holly Montag had her birthday party this past weekend in Hollywood, you know, the one where Stephanie Pratt got a DUI. Well missing from the event was Holly’s only sister, Heidi, but why? Busy schedule? Promotional duties? Not so much. Turns out Heidi would only agree to attend the […]
Heidi’s All Talk, No Boobs
Bible-icious Heidi Montag admits she is on a quest for the perfect body, according to comments given to “Closer” Mag. And like other famous blondes before her: Marilyn, Nikki Ziering, rocket surgeon, Shauna Sands, Hell-fearin’ Heidi is hoping Playboy will help her on her way. You gotta give it to these Jesus freaks. Their hypocrisy […]
Happy Birthday Heidi Montag!
Nobody deserves to be shit on on their birthday, so for today and today only, we shall treat Heidi Montag like a pop princess. Happy birthday, queen of pop!
Heidi Is the New Michael Jackson, Or So Says Spencer
Spencer Pratt keeps talking, and remarkably, I still have hair on my head that I haven’t yanked out from reading the crazy nonsense he says. On The Hills aftershow he told host Jessi Cruickshank, “[Heidi is the] new, modern day, 2010 Michael Jackson.” Cruickshank points out that MJ is dead, and Spencer continues his proclamation […]
Heidi Ain’t Goin’ To The Grammys; Watch Her Miss Universe Debacle Here
Either she’s bangin’ Donald Trump, or the Miss Universe pageant producers need to be fired. The totally talentless christian “performer” Heidi Montag sunk to a new low Sunday night – when she stunned Miss Universe audiences with a lip-synched rendition of her new “single,” ‘Body Language.’ The Hills “star” also showcased “dance” moves with as […]
The One You Don’t Want to Miss
“One billion eyes” will be on Heidi Montag tonight according to husband Spencer Pratt as she makes her performance debut at the Miss Universe 2009 live from the Bahamas. Heidi will be singing and not lip syncing she recently wrote on her Twitter page, but as I’m sure with the rest of you, I’ll beleive […]
Trouble On Miss Universe Set: And Her Name Is Heidi
There’s trouble-a-brewin’ in the Bahamas at Miss Universe set rehearsals – and her name isn’t Carrie Prejean. The annual pageant for silicone’s most forward-thinkin’ gals – is graciously hosting the presence of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. An “insider” at Page Six reports: “They’re a complete nightmare. Heidi has missed many rehearsals” while “Spencer tried […]
Heidi Montag Realizes Career Is Dead; Talks Plastic Surgery
Failed “singer” and made-of-silicone Hills star, Heidi Montag is opening up about the plastic surgery that had her going from MF fugly to just fugly. Montag, who desperately bares all in the September issue of Playboy, tells readers that not only is her body full of silicone, she’s also a savvy shopper: “When I was […]
