“I would put tanning beds in everybody’s homes and I would eliminate the Bumpit. It is a hair thing. It’s stupid and no one should buy it” Does that sound serious to you? Well, Snooki from Jersey Shore said it, so she probably meant it with every bone in her body, but that doesn’t mean […]
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Jersey Shore Post #45,231: Ronnie and Sammi Are Still Together
If these two kids, who could easily bang out any sexy, sun-damaged, Hpnotiq-drinking, house music aficionado on the east coast, can settle down and find love with each other, maybe there’s hope for us all. People reports that Sammi “Sweetheart” and Ronnie “Ronnie is his nickname” are still together. [Sammi] says that she doesn’t miss […]
Now Just Get Michael Cera On Steroids
Michael Cera and DJ Pauly D were hanging out recently, probably just discussing which slammin’ floor-fillers to drop when you really want the fists pumpin’, when Michael Cera said, “Aaay, why don’tcha gimme a blow-out, no homo” and Pauly D said, “I thought you’d never ask! That’s why I was just going to do it […]
Jersey Shore Cast Hits the Red Carpet for Life & Style
The best part about this Jersey Shore makeover from the new Life & Style Magazine, is the living proof that the guys on this show actually look like normal people without the hair gel. Who knew all it would take was less effort. The cast got red carpet ready for this photo shoot, wearing the […]
It’s Been A Couple Hours, Here’s Some More Jersey Shore Controversy
Man, those irate Italian Americans just won’t let this whole Jersey Shore thing go. First, they tried to get MTV to cancel it by appealing to their sense of decency, which didn’t work, because if police car dashboard videos of celebs vomiting on the ground got good ratings, MTV would air them three nights a […]
Why Don’t Italians Like Jersey Shore?! Jews Love Seinfeld and the Academy Awards, Right?
I bet you were worried there might not be a Jersey Shore post today. Calm down. The New Jersey Italian American Legislative Caucus has asked MTV to cancel the show, which they say promotes derogatory ethnic stereotypes and is wildly offensive. Starzlife has received a copy of the letter: Dear Goons: Boy, youse guys really […]
Let Pauly D Learns You Somethin’ About Haih
Thank you, Jersey Shore cast. You make this job so damn easy. It just never ends with you. What am I going to write about between seasons? Silly me, I make it seem like you’ll all just disappear from the headlines. I’m sure at least one of you will drop dead from whatever happens to […]
Do You Know the REAL Situation?
Ever wonder what would happen when someone walks in on the Situation, Snooki, and Pauly D as they rehearse for an episode of MTV’s Jersey Shore? Check out this hilarious clip from Funny or Die! Love that they are in on the joke, and making light of it! The REAL Situation (Feat. MTV Jersey Shore’s […]
It Takes More Than Saying “Hey, Come to My Party” to Get the Jersey Shore Kids at Your Party
You’d think all it would take to get Mike “The Situation” and Pauly D from MTV’s Jersey Shore to show up at your party would be a cooler full of Smirnoff Ice; or a chance to be photographed next to an MMA fighter; or telling them it’ll be during the day, outside, in the sun; […]
Jersey Shore Clock-Cleaner: “Sorry I Punched Da Broad”
Brad Ferro, the Queens, New York gym teacher who shot from anonymity to infamy instantly when MTV teased (now excised) footage of him dropping a haymaker on a 4’9″ woman, has apologized. “I’ve learned my lesson: never again will I punch a woman on camera,” he said in an interview with the BBC World Service. […]
