What next for Joe Jackson? Instructing A Learning Annex class entitled “How To Make Money Off Your Dead Son‘? In a move that would make Michael Lohan proud, the world’s shadiest father will be “introducing” the movie about his dead son, Michael, to “select” London audiences when ‘This Is It’ opens internationally next week. Sources […]
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Joe Jackson Continues His Tour Of Dead Son Whoring
And this morning’s award for ‘Father Of The Year‘? That would be disgusting Joe Jackson, the sleaze-ball dad who has been running around town pitching a new reality series about ‘The Jackson Dynasty.’ Yep, that would be his late son’s kids. Coming soon to A&E: “The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty.” US Weekly is reporting that […]
Joe Jackson Is a Good, Non-Abusive Father. Just Ask Him
I think most people thought he and I had some differences. But there was no differences – that’s media talk. – Joe Jackson Stupid media! Stop reporting the truth! Michael Jackson isn’t the only Jackson whose value has increased after his death – Joe Jackson has gone from a near-worthless walking punchline to a reliable […]
Hold Your Stomach Muscles: Joe Jackson On The Today Show
Continuing his money-making tour from his son Michael’s death, Joe Jackson sat down on today’s Today show for a vomit-inducing interview. Some highlights from the low-life: On how he’s doing: “I’m fine. Still grieving over my son’s loss. Because he was the greatest. All over the world. I’m proud of that.” On if he’s “Angry” […]
What the Hell?! Michael Jackson STILL Isn’t Buried
What’s up with every non-Jewish approach to burial? When one of us dies, we can’t get ’em in the ground fast enough. You go straight from Cedars-Sinai to Mt. Sinai. (Is “sinai” Hebrew for “sick Jew”?) And none of this revolting solid-gold sarcophagus nonsense, either. You get a wood box. In Israel, I think you […]
WATCH THIS!!!! Joe Jackson Vs. Diana Ross, Liza Minelli AND Debbie Rowe!!!
Hey Mister Joe Jackson! Check out this hilarious Jackson custody battle skit courtesy of KnightOverEgypt – featuring cameos from Joe Jackson, Liza Minelli, Diana Ross and a horse-ridin’, white cherry-beggin’ Debbie Rowe! We think Liza (“his BEST girlfriend”) should win! Wanna be a mamaaaa?!!! Click here to follow Starzlife on Twitter!
Joe Jackson Won’t Help Raise Kids; World Breathes Sigh Of Relief
And from the “good news for children all over the world” desk: Joe Jackson has decided not to help raise Michael Jackson‘s kids. In a statement filed in a Los Angeles court on Monday, Jackson said: “I have had a close family relationship with these grandchildren since their birth. I do visit the family residence […]
Non-Child Abuser Joe Jackson Confirms MJ’s Love Child
Joe Jackson, who, as it turns out, didn’t beat Michael Jackson after all, has dropped another shocking truth-bomb: Omer Bhatti, rumored to be MJ’s love child since scoring a primo seat at the funeral is, in fact, the late singer’s son. In an interview with NewsOne.com (for black America – I’m not being racist, I’m […]
This Would Sound Impossible If It Didn’t Involve Joe Jackson
Sources say that the indestructible Joe Jackson is determined to wrest cash from MJ’s kids the only way he knows how: making them sing and dance for the people. UK’s The Sun quotes Jackson biographer Ian Halperin as saying: “Joe wants the children to go on a world tour in 2010. He has also already […]
