When we last checked in on the Nas and Kelis Show, a very, very stupid judge awarded the lucky, thieving lady 55 GRAND (I have to type it in capitals each time because I’m screaming it out loud at my desk as I type this) A MONTH (still yelling) in spousal and child support. Method […]
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Kelis Convinces Judge Nas Has an Extra $55,000 a Month to Trick on a Chick
Baaaallin’! As a result of the just-announced divorce settlement between rapper Nas, who made one good album 15 years ago, and his ex-wife Kelis (the reason you change the station when you hear “my milkshake brings…”), he’ll have to pay her FIFTY-FIVE GRAND A MONTH until he runs out of money TWO MONTHS FROM NOW. […]
Kelis Gives Birth to a Son, Nas Gets to Smoke Cigars All By Himself Outside
Kelis gave birth to a baby boy yesterday, missing a court appearance for her suit against the baby’s father, Nas. Nas reportedly rushed to the hospital for the birth of his child, but Kelis would not allow him in to see the birth or his newborn son. Now c’mon Kelis, if you wanna get $30,000 […]
Kelis Claims Nas Only Gave her Gift Cards, Itchy Sweater
In court documents filed this week, Singer Kelis claims that her estranged husband Nas has not fully supported her and their unborn child and she is seeking his financial aid. The couple split in April, but Kelis is due to give birth to their son any day now. She is asking for $30,000 for the […]
