Not exactly legal speak, but hilarious none the less! Snooki was in a Seaside Heights court room this morning, over that little public drunkenness arrest last month while filming Jersey Shore season 3. It was a short hearing, where she plead her case, and was essentially given a slap on the wrist. Snooks received one […]
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Be Lindsay’s Prison Pen Pal
Reports from the Lynwood Jail are that they are receiving over 100 calls per hour asking to talk with Inmate 2409752, aka Lindsay Lohan. Clearly nobody is getting the clearance to talk to her on the phone, but there is a way! Write her a letter! You can either print out the post card attached […]
Lindsay to Get Out Extra Early?
Lindsay Lohan may be getting out of jail even sooner than sooner! Radar is reporting that Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, is in the process of filing a time credit with the Sheriff’s department, for the previous amount of time Lindsay has spent in custody during this whole ordeal. It was first revealed that she’d […]
Michael Lohan Charged With 2nd Degree Harassment
Michael Lohan has officially been charged in the state of New York with 2nd degree harassment for allegedly attacking his fiance Kate Major earlier this week, before returning to LA to see his daughter get hauled off to jail. Kate is making claims that Michael attacked her, throwing her over a chair and kicking her […]
Mel Gibson Claims Ex-GF Tried to Extort 10 Million to Keep Tapes Quiet
Team Mel, which probably consists of Mel Gibson and whoever he pays to be on his team these days, is claiming that ex-gf Oksana Grigorieva is responsible for leaking the hate fueled taped conversations between herself and Mel Gibson, and that she tried to extort 10 million dollars from him in order to keep them […]
Kourtney Headed to Court
Kourtney Kardashian is being sued by a clothing label that claims she owes them money! Flowers by Zoe, a brand that Kardashian carried in her children’s store, Smooch, before closing it down last year after six years of business, has filed a suit against Kardashian claiming that she owes them the $2,331 that she failed […]
Lindsay Lohan Lawyers Up, Checks into Sober House
In an effort to brown nose impress Judge Marsha Revel in the remaining 5 days before her jail sentence is set to begin, Lindsay Lohan has checked into a sober house. Lindsay has hired Robert Shapiro as her new lawyer, and moved in to West Hollywood’s Pickford House, a facility founded by Shapiro, whose son […]
Lindsay to Tell All For a Paycheck
90 days in the pokey, and 90 days in the ‘hab when you haven’t had much work in the past few years anyways is definitely a bank breaker! That could explain two things! One: Why Lindsay Lohan is trying to get her new laywer to represent her for free. Two: Why she’s planning to make […]
Lindsay’s Last Lunch? Facing Jail Time as Court Resumes
Lindsay Lohan left the Beverly Hills court house this afternoon during the noon recess looking a bit defeated. Lindsay returned to her home to regroup, and change outfits, before returning to court for round 2. Court is currently in session and Lohan’s lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley is also questioning the owner of the Righ On […]
Lindsay Lohan Live Court Update
Update: Judge Marsha Revel has found Lindsay Lohan in violation of her probation. Sentence pending. Update: Lindsay Lohan returned home during the noon break, but has a little over twenty minutes to be back in the court room when court resumes at 1:30pm PST. Multiple sources are giving round one to the prosecution, which could […]
