We feel like anything Levi Johnston pulls from here on out will definitely be a laugh out loud moment! We already had heard rumors he’d been pitching a reality show, but now the details of the shows format have been revealed. Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor’s Office will follow Levi on his road […]
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Levi Johnston Wants To Dance With The Stars
Everybody’s favorite Palin isn’t content with showing the world his pecker, he now wants to give it the Lindy Hop! That’s right, Alaskan boy babe Levi Johnston wants to join that big celebs comeback place in the sky: Dancing With The Stars. The Playgirl cover dude says: “I think if my phone were to ring […]
Levi Johnston Scraps ‘Johnston” Shots in Playgirl
Thankfully, Levi Johnston won’t be baring all for the upcoming issue of Playgirl magazine. As it was originally reported, Johnston would be showing his ‘johnson’ for the mag, but in the end he must have had cold feet. (or cold somethin) because they scrapped the nudes. A spokesperson for the mag had this to say; […]
Levi Is Worried About Johnston Size
According to Page Six, Levi Johnston is terribly worried about the size of his manhood. Sarah Palin‘s one-time future son-in-law is apparently fretting that his pecker might not be so impressive. Of course, Bristol (and perhaps Kathy Griffith) can only testify for sure about that one – but we’re starting to get worried too. The […]
It’s Offical. Levi’s People: “We’re Talking Full Johnson”
There may not be peace in the Middle East – yet – but it has been announced that Levi Johnston will show America… his penis!. Levi Johnston, the almost-son-in-law of Republican retard Sarah Palin, will reveal everything, including the Johnson, for the upcoming issue of Playboy. The issue is scheduled to coincide with Palin’s guest […]
Levi To Let His Johnston Hang Out For Playgirl
Good news for all Levi Johnston fans! The sexy Sarah Palin almost-son-in-law is going to “bare all” for Playgirl! Page Six reports that Johnston’s spread, tentatively scheduled for mid November, is one viewers will be “enthralled by.” And Johnston’s manager reports that he is “90 percent sure” the spread will include full-frontal nudity! We take […]
Levi Johnston Pistachio Commercial
Levi Johnston is nuts, is showing some nuts, is selling nuts! And we don’t mean the ones he’s related to, we wish he was. Trying to show the world that it’s safe to eat pistachios again; the Wonderful Pistachio people picked Republican sperm donor, and Kathy Griffin lover, Levi Johnston as their spokesperson. The slogan: […]
Palin Porn: Levi Johnston Talks About His “Johnson”!
Sarah Palin‘s cute-lookin’ Alaskan kin, Levi Johnston, whose 15 minutes of fame is rapidly hitting the 14:59 mark, recently posed for Vanity Fair. That article, entitled “Me and Mrs. Palin” also included a gratuitous photo shoot, with Johnston dangling dangerously over a Manhattan building. And to accompany that gratuitous photo shoot? Exclusive Behind The Scenes […]
Levi Johnston’s Mama May Be Headed To Jail, Y’All
In Wasilla trailer park news, Levi Johnston‘s mama Sherry Johnston has pleaded guilty to one count of possession of hillbilly heroin. Johnston – Sarah Palin‘s almost-was-daughter’s-future-mother-in-law – was also charged of intending to deliver the drug, which is known as the powerful prescription painkiller OxyContin here in my house – I mean – Hollywood. She […]
Levi Johnston: Gaylord Porn Star?
There’s an old saying in Hollyweird: You haven’t made it until you’ve made it with the Gays. Well, disgraced almost-son-in-law of Alaskan governor Sarah Palin, Levi Johnston seems to taking that to heart. After telling Bravo television homo honcho Andy Cohen that he’s down the with the gays, and going on a date with Queen […]
