Lindsay Lohan really wants to do everything – act, sing, design leggings, have a tan, and work at a milkshake store. Wait, what? Lilo was spotted in West Hollywood last night behind the counter of Millions of Milkshakes, an overpriced milkshake store with a celebs twist – all the milkshakes are named after celebs. Linds […]
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Sam Pulls Relationship Cliche, Pitches LiLo’s Clothes into Street
Sam Ronson pulled the oldest trick in the book by throwing Lindsay Lohan‘s clothes out into the street after a fight yesterday night. More details after the link.
Did You Watch Lindsay in Labor Pains?
Did you watch Labor Pains last night? It’s okay if you didn’t — it’ll be replayed on ABC Family until Lindsay Lohan is 40 years old, as opposed to just looking 40 years old. I wasn’t planning on watching it, but somebody broke into my house, tied me down, taped open my eyelids Clockwork Orange […]
Quote of the Day
“That’s disgusting! I don’t want to see it. We can’t stop it, but I wish she would get herself out of this situation where she puts herself in the limelight where people are going to pick on her.” -Michael Lohan talking about the hustler spoof porn about his daughter, Lindsay Lohan. He’s totes going to […]
Lindsay Lohan Really Wants You To Believe She’s Marilyn Monroe
Frankly, we’d rather see Dina Lohan dressed as Marilyn Monroe than Lindsay in another cheap hooker wig. Proof that the New Jersey lesbian has hit a creative lull is on newstands now. Appearing on the cover of the latest issue of Vogue Espana, Lohan looks about as much like Marilyn Monroe as Barbara Walters’ Halloween […]
Hayden Panettiere is Still Trying to Make This Whole Actress Thing Happen
Hayden Panettiere is like a mini Jennifer Aniston. She achieved a whole lot of success on a hit television show, but refuses to take “no one likes you off their TV set” as an answer. Hayden, like Jen, continues making box-office crap and only makes up for it by appearing semi-nude everywhere. I guess that’s […]
Lindsay Lohan to Star in Porn? Sort Of
Lindsay Lohan has been through so, so much in her 23 short years (that’s it?!), they’re making a movie about her life. A porn movie, but a movie nonetheless! Chances are it will be ten bazillion times more entertaining than Labor Pains. It’s on ABC Family this Sunday! (Labor Pains, not the porn. Although I […]
Lindsay To Young Fan: Get Lost!
A freshly self-tanned Lindsay Lohan makes a getaway from a young fan to a secret L.A. residence yesterday. The former child star, who guest stars on the much-delayed sixth season of Project Runway later this month, was later seen partying it up at the Incubus concert with an unnamed gal pal. Where was Sammie? Entertaining […]
Lindsay’s Masterpiece Premieres This Week
Check out this preview for Lindsay Lohan’s Labor Pains. The straight-to-TV masterpiece from Hollywood’s hardest working woman premieres this Friday night on ABC Family. It actually looks like an okay family comedy. Only problem with an okay family comedy made for televsion is that if you star in it, it means your career is in […]
Lindsay’s Marketing Strategy
I’ll give Lindsay Lohan credit when credit is due, and for yesterday’s publicity stunt, credit is due. The hard working Lohan spend a rough day of work shopping in Hollywood, where she put her little bit of smarts to work. Lindsay entered the store wearing a short mini dress, and emerged wearing a new long […]
