Madonna continued her billion-dollar ‘Sticky & Sweet Tour‘ in Bucharest last night, and did something she’s not known for. She courted controversy. Speaking to an audience of thousands of Romanians, the 51 year-old Detroit native affirmed her hatred toward the discrimination of gypsies in Eastern Europe. Mrs. Jesus said that it made her “sad” and […]
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Madonna’s Greatest Hits Collection ‘Celebration’ Track List Revealed
Madonna released the track listing for her greatest hits collection entitled “Celebration” today. The double CD will be released September 29. A video greatest hits DVD collection will also be released the same day. I know what you’re thinking- Why should I buy a greatest hits album when I already have these songs on my […]
Sean Penn Makes Sushi And Cigarette Stop
Oscar winner Sean Penn stops for a smoke and some sushi in Malibu, Saturday night. The notoriously bulb-hating star, who we’ve yet to see pose pretty for a paparazzo, was leaving Malibu hotspot, Nobu. The two-time Academy award winner was probably celebrating his birthday early. Penn turns 49 today, just 1 day after his ex-wife, […]
Happy Birthday, Madonna!
Madonna, AKA Esther if you are a close Kabbalah friend, turns 51 today! She should celebrate by adopting an African baby and doing some cardio, do the things you love on your birthday! May I just say how stunning I think it is that a 51 year old woman is still relevant to the pop […]
Lourdes Ciccone Makes “Acting” Debut In Mommy Dearest’s New Video
The Daily Star is reporting that Madonna‘s 12 year-old daughter, Lourdes, is making her acting debut in the singer’s upcoming ‘Celebration’ video. The single, a new track from the singer’s forthcoming Greatest Hits collection, was directed by Ray Of Light lensman Jonas Akerlund. Filmed in Europe during Madonna’s second leg Sticky & Sweet Tour, the […]
Madonna’s Voicemails To Ex Reveal A Needy Lover
Thought Madonna wore the pants in the relationship? Guess again. Secret new voicemails and love letters reveal a needy, whining girlfriend! From 1993 to 1994 (call them her ‘Erotica’ years), Madonna dated former security guard Jim Albright. Now, faxes and voicemails from that period are going up for auction – and we’re guessing Aunty Esther […]
Madonna: “Get Into The Jew”
It’s Friday afternoon, and it’s time for some words from your wise old Aunt Esther… Madonna “woke up” after studying the ancient passages of Kaballah, she reveals in an exclusive new article that she wrote for Israeli magazine YNet News. Suddenly, “All the puzzle pieces started falling into place,” chimes in the Material Goy. “I […]
Madonna: 14 Years Of Pretending to Be Jewish
Folks. Lemme explain Judaism to you from a member’s perspective: we’re doing fine without you. Don’t get me wrong: you people are great. After all, you do make up 99.99% of the global population, so you’ve gotta be doing something right. But the way we make more Jews is by taking two Jews and getting […]
Madonna’s Ex to Release Racy Photos, Nothing We Haven’t Seen Before
Somebody’s pulling a “Paris Hilton Storage Locker of 2007″ game all over again, but this time they’re reeling in bigger fish. Madonna‘s ex, James Albright, is attempting to release (ahem, sell) old love notes and racy messages left by the pop singer from over 20 years ago. Up for grabs? “17 minutes worth of ‘racy’ […]
Madonna Needs to Hit the Couch More, Gym Less
There is a very fine line between being physically fit with a hot lean body and looking absolutely disgusting. Madonna has slipped into the gross territory before, but a couple of Oreos (or visits to the surgeon) had her looking good again. Now Madge is back into the muscles-attached-to-bones territory. Some advice: No more bicep […]
