Rumors are flying around, sparked by British tabloid The Sun, that adorable child star and creepy adult actor, Macaulay Culkin is the biological father of Michael Jackson‘s son Prince Michael II, aka Blanket. Culkin and Jackson were longtime friends, and Culkin is the godfather of Michael’s other children, so could he also be sperm donor […]
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The Po-lice Found Weed At Michael Jackson’s Crib
After a warrant to search the late Michael Jackson‘s house just one day after the singer died, the police discovered the illegal drug – Marijuana. Marijuana is also known by the street names: Weed, MaryJane, Ganga, and Pot. Police were originally called to search the property after a tip-off that the singer was concealing heroin, […]
Caught On Video: The King Of Pop Is Still Alive & Walking The Streets Of LA!
We’re not one to believe every rumor. But until we can post the journalistic evidence of Michael Jackson having lunch at the Ivy with Marilyn Monroe, we have this for you. The above video reportedly contains footage of Michael Jackson – arriving at the LA Coroner’s office after his death. It’s been circulating the internets […]
LaToya Speaks Out On Michael Jackson Homicide Ruling
The sad news about Michael Jackson’s death was confirmed just yesterday, and LaToya Jackson is already saying ‘I Told You So!’ The elder Jackson sister released a statement yesteday (probably while she was in the “studio” cooking up her new album of hits.) LaToya declared: “I am thankful to the investigators for uncovering the truth […]
What the Hell?! Michael Jackson STILL Isn’t Buried PART 2
Previously on What the Hell?! Michael Jackson STILL Isn’t Buried… Oh my God. This never ends. Michael Jackson’s burial date has been pushed back – again – to September 3rd, and this Hollywood Reporter column has a good theory as to why: it’s a Jehova’s Witness thing. See, that silly sect of Christianity believes that […]
‘This Is It’ To Hit Theaters
Michael Jackson‘s final concert tour, ‘This Is It‘ has a release date. ‘This Is It,’ the singer’s tragic comeback tour hits theaters worldwide on October 15 and will run for only two weeks. Here’s what we didn’t know: The film won’t only show the singer’s entire concert (sources says there is over 500 hours of […]
I’m Going to Puke: Jackson Brothers Filming Reality Show About Michael’s Death
Are you wondering how the Jackson brothers – people that Michael had next to no relationship with, by the way – are handling his death? Well, quit imagining and start watching their new reality show! Before Michael Jackson died, his brothers had been filming a reality show pilot for A & E which was to include […]
Jermaine Dupri Upset that New GQ Suggests Michael Jackson Got a Little Uncool Toward the End
The new GQ will feature a Michael Jackson cover story titled, “When Michael Was Cool.” You see, Michael‘s coolness quotient slipped a little during the last 16 years of his life when he was revealed to be a homosexual pedophile. Remember when Norm Macdonald used to make “Michael Jackson is a homosexual pedophile” the punch line of every […]
Dr. Conrad Murray Thanks Non-Existent Supporters in this Unintentionally Funny Video
Boy, you can really hear it in his voice – killing Michael Jackson has turned Dr. Death’s life upside down. Conrad Murray, who took a Hippocratic oath to ethically practice medicine and then shot a man up with general anesthesia to help him get a little shut-eye every single night, took to YouTube to make […]
What the Hell?! Michael Jackson STILL Isn’t Buried
What’s up with every non-Jewish approach to burial? When one of us dies, we can’t get ’em in the ground fast enough. You go straight from Cedars-Sinai to Mt. Sinai. (Is “sinai” Hebrew for “sick Jew”?) And none of this revolting solid-gold sarcophagus nonsense, either. You get a wood box. In Israel, I think you […]
