Bring those babies down to Kingdom Hall – Katherine Jackson has sole custody of the Jackson children. Not Rebbie. Under a new custody deal, Debbie Rowe will receive visitation rights but won’t ask for custody. 12 year old Prince, 11 year-old Paris, and 7 year-old Blanket have learned that Rowe is their natural mother and […]
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Michael Jackson’s “Doctor” Defends Himself
Despite facing potential manslaughter charges for allegedly shooting up an anxious, sleep-deprived Michael Jackson with Propofol, Dr. Conrad Murray insists he’s innocent! Radar reports that Murray’s team will be vindicated when toxicology reports are revealed. Says the “doctor’s” spokesperson, Tammy Kidd: “”I have no doubt they want to make a case – for goodness sakes, […]
Jackson Nurse: He Lost 5 Pounds A Day
The latest passenger on the Michael Jackson bandwagon is his private nurse, a woman who says she was with him during his last days. Cherilyn Lee blames his promoters for the strenuous rehearse schedule that she says was making Michael lose 5-6 pounds a day. Says Nurse Loosey Lips: “He was concerned about his weight, […]
Somebody’s Clearly Not a Michael Jackson Fan
Michael Jackson’s popularity has only gone up since his passing – except for one bitchy person. Rupert Everett, the dude who keeps playing the gay best friend in pretty much all his movies, talked smack about the late King of Pop to Britain’s Daily Mirror.Why were they interviewing this guy to begin with is my […]
BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson’s Doctor Gets Escobar’d
How many times do we have to tell our readers? If you don’t want the DEA running up in your crib, disrupting your drug hustle, remember: 1. To smell-proof your grow room 2. To throw out anything drug-related separately from your personal mail 3. Don’t sell out of your house! 4. Don’t kill Michael Jackson […]
Michael Jackson Autopsy Results In: It Was An Overdose
Well, here’s the news everybody was expecting. E! News reports that pathology reports from the Los Angeles Coroner’s Office confirm what we all knew: Michael Jackson really loved drugs. What did they find? Find out – after the jump!
Janet Jackson Says No To Tribute Concerts
Thank goodness that there is one Jackson who understands the fine line between tribute and exploitation. After her sister’s tribute record and father’s publicity tour, Janet Jackson has declined to continue in the traveling circus that has now become Michael Jackson’s Death. The Jackson tribute shows planned for London’s O2 arena Aug. 29 and 30, […]
Footage of Moonwalk Practice Nets $50 Million (And Remains Free on YouTube)
You can also see people, to varying degrees of proficiency, do the crip-walk, the “Sponge Bob” dance, and “jumpstyle” (the Netherlands is insane) but none of those people are Michael Jackson. Wait, that’s not true at all; there are 1000’s of Michael Jackson clips on YouTube. But if you want to see exclusive footage from […]
I’m Not Trying to Be Insensitive, But Shouldn’t 79-Year-Old Katherine Jackson Just Fall Back When It Comes to MJ’s Will? She Already Has a House
Again, I’m not trying to be insensitive. But again: she’s 79. So’s Joe. Why is he launching a record label at 79? He should be taking a lot of naps. The prescient Michael Jackson included a “no contest” clause in his will, meaning that if you decide to quibble with it, you’re immediately out. Katherine […]
Hitler Learns of Michael Jackson’s passing
So apparently they just broke the news to Hitler that Michael Jackson had passed away… Never gets old!!
