Even though a source tells Starzlife that Michael Lohan spent the evening his daughter was sentenced to jail at Saddle Ranch in Hollywood partying and taking pics with tourists, it wasn’t until after he put on his “concerned dad” face for an appearance on Larry King Live. Michael told Larry: “Any time in jail is […]
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Michael Lohan Speaks Following Lindsay’s Sentence
Michael Lohan only had a few words for the media (surprisingly) following Lindsay’s court decision on Tuesday afternoon. Michael claims ” the system has failed my daughter.” The system has granted his daughter 90 days behind bars, and 90 days in rehab. Check out the video below.
Michael Lohan: “The System Has Failed My Daughter”
Lindsay Lohan has just been sentenced to 90 days in jail, before 90 days in rehab, upon her surrender on July 20th. Michael Lohan reportedly was forced to leave the court room before the sentence was handed down due to an incident inside the room. Through his lawyer, they declared the rehab sentence a victory, […]
Michael Lohan Claims He Tried to Provide Jet, Has “Nothing to Say” to Lindsay
Father Michael is throwing in the towel! After Lindsay Lohan blamed him for a stolen passport that caused her to miss her court date in Los Angeles, Michael Lohan is speaking out claiming he’s “fed up” with Lindsay and has nothing else to say to her. He tells a source: “I’m fed up with her […]
Landlord Joins the Restraining Order Party Against Michael Lohan
Looks like Lindsay and Ali Lohan won’t be the only ones seeking to get a restraining order against their psycho father, Michael Lohan. Lindsay’s landlord, who might be interested in making some brownie points with the troubled actress after a security fudge at her apartment complex allowed for Michael Lohan and two cops to bust […]
Michael Lohan Accuses Lindsay “Living With HIV”
Oh Michael Lohan. We didn’t think it took a brain surgeon to figure out that if you want to help your daughter, you don’t A:) Accuse her of having HIV on Twitter B:) Disclose for the first time that your daughter has HIV on Twitter when nobody knows and she’s kept it that way for […]
Michael Lohan Speaks about His Unwelcomed Visit
Michael Lohan is still blabbing to the press about his little break-in on daughter Lindsay yesterday afternoon with the LAPD. And his story is way different from Lindsay’s. Michael claims that Lindsay’s apartment was in ruins, with no furnature, and that daughter Ali was crying when she saw him. He tells UsMagazine.com; “I said, ‘Ali, […]
Jon Gosselin’s Hos Playing Besties on Twitter
It’s hard to like either of these two women, Kate Major and Hailey Glassman, but some times you have to give credit where credit is due. Let’s push aside the fact that one (Major) is going to marry Michael Lohan, and both of them have had relations with Jon Gosselin, (which reveals their VERY suspect […]
Michael Lohan’s Engagement Makes Lindsay Want to Vomit
At least one Lohan isn’t excited about Michael Lohan and Kate Major’s engagement. In fact, it makes her want to vomit. Lindsay Lohan, who has not gotten along with her father for a very long time and is frequently battling it out with him in the media has responded to the news that her daddy […]
Michael Lohan Says He Never Kicked A Vagina
From the desk of The Impossible To Believe comes this denial from Child Services man-at-large and wannabe celebs and all-time deadbeat dad, Michael Lohan. In case you guessed it, we’re not a fan! Michael Lohan, who was accused last week of putting his brutish hands on his ex-fiancee Erin Muller‘s lady bits (we believe the […]