Lindsay Lohan has finally spoken up after her dad went on another media blitz this week, telling Maury Povich that she was battling an addiction to prescription pills, and even at one point saying he was going to kidnap her to make her better. Linds tells UsMagazine; “I’m so hurt that someone who calls himself […]
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Joe Jackson Will Be “Introducing” ‘Thi$ I$ It’
What next for Joe Jackson? Instructing A Learning Annex class entitled “How To Make Money Off Your Dead Son‘? In a move that would make Michael Lohan proud, the world’s shadiest father will be “introducing” the movie about his dead son, Michael, to “select” London audiences when ‘This Is It’ opens internationally next week. Sources […]
Michael Lohan Is Still “Reaching Out”
You know the end of the world is near when you’re siding with Dina Lohan on parenting skills. But hey, we’ll say it loud and proud: Michael Lohan is one scary mother trucker! Father Of The Year AKA Lindsay Lohan‘s deadbeat dad angrily fired back at a statement that ex-wife Dina Lohan made about Michael’s […]
Michael Lohan Dishes Lindsay on Maury Today
Maybe he went there hoping to hear, “you are not the father,” but unfortunately for Michael Lohan.. He is. Michael is to appear on Today’s episode of Maury Povich, to talk about his famous daughter and make a few bucks. What he said about her, is sure to put another strain on their already strained […]
Michael Lohan Speaks Out on Lindsay’s Pill Poppin’
Michael Lohan isn’t just giving his opinion on Jon Gosselin‘s life, he’s weighing in on his daughter Lindsay’s too. He told Radar, “You know why Lindsay’s not acting in feature films right now? Because she can’t. Because the girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that’s grown because of […]
Lindsay Lohan Robbed, Michael Lohan Insufferable
Lindsay Lohan’s house was burgled over the weekend. Michael Lohan has given an interview to Radar about it: “I’m sick of people bugging my daughter and using her. This is not the first time she’s been robbed.” Is Michael Lohan attempting some sort of Spencer Pratt-like reinvention of himself as a willful villain of the […]
Lohan Family to Michael: “Forget Jon Gosselin, You’re Supposed to Ruin Our Lives”
When we last checked in, Jon Gosselin, da dopest pimp on da block, was getting all tight with Michael Lohan, da dopiest simp in da solar system. Now the Lohans, for not the first time, are saying, “Hey, remember us, you dumb predicate felon?” and “Where the hell is my goddamn child support?” To be […]
Is There Some Sort of Exclusive Club for Horrible, Famous People? Jon and Kate are Staying with Michael Lohan
I once went to see Sean Lennon at the then-extant Virgin Megastore. A bunch of low-level celebs showed up – Claire Danes, Ben Lee, a couple Parkey Posey-esque actresses – and even though they arrived separately, they all found each other and stood around chatting. I turned to my friend and said, “Why do all […]
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“That’s disgusting! I don’t want to see it. We can’t stop it, but I wish she would get herself out of this situation where she puts herself in the limelight where people are going to pick on her.” -Michael Lohan talking about the hustler spoof porn about his daughter, Lindsay Lohan. He’s totes going to […]
Michael Lohan Vows to Catch Lindsay’s Burglar.
Michael Lohan is PO’ed that someone would try and break in to his daughters house while she’s off gallivanting in France with her 15 year old sister Ali. In fact, after it was released that security footage did show someone trying to sneak in to her Hollywood home last night when an alarm was set […]
