Ashton Kutcher told Gotham magazine (not Twitter, surprisingly!) the following concerning his wife, Demi Moore: “You know when you first discovered a hamburger and then you can’t live without it? That’s what it’s like for me with her“. Listen up, romantics! Flower metaphors, comparing a woman to a summer’s day, all BS! Compare your love […]
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Ashton Kutcher Tweets About Not Dying in Plane Emergency
Is Ashton Kutcher not famous enough? Why do mega-stars tweet? We (by which I mean Starzlife) are on Twitter to bring you up-to-the-minute celebs gossip and photos. Ashton is on Twitter to type things like, “just finished kimmel. Should be a fun show.” Couldn’t you just leave your adoring fanbase in suspense for the three […]
Ashton Kutcher: Mischa’s “Doing Great”
Oh yeah? Who’s vouching for Ashton Kutcher? I’m not sure I trust the producer of The Real Wedding Crashers, Beauty and the Geek, and that Mischa Barton comback vehicle that drove the chick bonkers in the first place. Read on to have your concerns further allayed:
Ashton Suffers Ruptured Ear Drum On Set of New Film
Ashton Kutcher was recently in the Bahamas shooting his new movie Five Killers when he was hit with a massive headache. Knowing that it wasn’t just that time of the month, he had doctors check it out only to find a bloody ear and signs of a ruptured ear drum. He was taken to the […]
Kutcher’s Restaurant in the Tank
StarzLife has learned EXCLUSIVELY that a notice has been sent out to those involved, that after a “great six and a half year run,” Ashton Kutcher’s Dolce restaurant is bankrupt! Blame it on the economy and people’s sudden desire to eat cheap, or blame it on bad ownership maybe??? Like most restaurants/clubs in LA , […]
Ashton and Demi Feeding the Children
Check out this video from Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore to help raise funds for Feeding America.
Ashton & Demi Throw Susan Boyle a Pity Party
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore made such a big stink on Twitter about Susan Boyle from Britain’s got Talent on Twitter that they got flown out for the shows finale. When Susan Boyle lost the finale of BGT to dance troop Diversity, the world was shocked. (Ahem, Lambert/Allen) Well when Susan Boyle went mad and […]
Kutcher Blasts Inaccurate Twitter Coverage.
Ashton Kutcher had more than 140 characters on his mind this time, so he had to breakout the big myspace blog to rant over his thoughts. Ashton has been Twittering like it’s his job lately (they payin you, ash?) and most media outlets have caught on and are following his every tweet. He doesn’t mind, […]
Happy Birthday Ashton Kutcher.
Ashton Kutcher turns 31 today. Not a very exciting age, but every birthday he get’s a year closer to his wife’s age. Until she has another birthday that is. Ashton tweets of his birthday, “I started out as a pain in the vagina then became a pain in the ass.” He also wishes a happy […]
No Adoption For the Kutchers.
After some reports tried to get out that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore were planning to adopt a child because they were having no luck having one of their own, the couple had to address the rumor via their respective twitter pages. Mrskutcher writes; “Been asked all day so to clear up rumors we are […]
