We hope Amy Winehouse’s new clothing collection includes lots of spill hiding patterns for clumsy drunks. In the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, the magazine calls the singer out for being drunk during on both the photo shoot and clearly during the interview. Apparently after throwing back a glass of wine at the shoot, Winehouse […]
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Amy Winehouse Disrupts Pantomime, Read On to Learn What a Pantomime Is
Hey, American, if you’re like me and think “pantomime” is how the Smiths used to perform on Top of the Pops, lemme learn you something: Pantomime in Britain (usually called Panto) is a peculiarly British tradition of winter musical comedy theater. It has nothing to do with mime – silent performers in white-face make up […]
Amy Winehouse Starts Her Own Record Label
Amy Winehouse has started her own record label, and it isn’t a post-it note. It’s a legit label, apparently. The record label is called Lioness, which was inspired by a lioness necklace her grandma gave to her (hey, it could have been called “Ugly Sweater from JC Penney”). The first artist to appear on the […]
Happy Birthday, Amy Winehouse!
Feliz Cumpleaños, Amy Winehouse! The singer turns 26 today, despite having the voice and health of a 67 year old washwoman from the slums of Haiti. (I mean that in the best way possible). Eat a heroin-laced red velvet cupcake in her honor today!
Amy Winehouse’s Dad Throws Blake Out of Her Bed
Amy Winehouse has fallen back to bad habits. The singer reportedly has been seeing her ex, Blake Fielder-Civil, the man she happily divorced back in July. Reports say that a security guard informed Amy’s dad, Mitch, of Blake’s presence in the house. Mitch then rushed over to find Blake in Amy’s bed. He then threw […]
Amy Winehouse Stole Good Coke From Kate Moss
If this story teaches you anything, perhaps it’s that you might not want to let Amy Winehouse go rifing through your handbag unattended. The Daily Mail reports that a boozy Kate Moss once asked the always-prim and proper singer Amy Winehouse to reach into her handbag for a $10 bill to “roll.” While searching for […]
Amy Winehouse Cleared of Assault Charges
Amy Winehouse has been acquitted of the assault charges brought against her by an unruly fan.
Amy Winehouse Doesn’t Look like Death for Once
This is what Amy Winehouse used to look like. Then she looked like this. Than this. It only got more depressing from there. But apparently Britney isn’t the only popstar who can pull a, er, Britney. Amy was in court today and she dressed in effing couture! She looks eons better than she used to […]
A Crackhouse Divided: Amy Winehouse and Blake Officially Divorced
Fellas, if your idea of a good time involves listening to soul music, picking at fish and chips, and doing various sorts of intervenous drugs, Amy Winehouse is newly single! Her rocky marriage to Blake Fielder-Civil was officially terminated today when a London judge granted their divorce. They married in 2007 in Miami, but Blake […]
Amy Winehouse Tearfully Returns to England
Amy Winehouse finally returned to dreary London this morning from the Caribbean island of St. Lucia that she had been calling her home. She reportedly burst into tears as she arrived at the Gatwick airport in England, but as we learned from Amy “tears dry on their own”. Winehouse had been in St. Lucia since […]
