Seems like the war of celebs fragrances has been raging pretty hard lately, so Beyonce is turning up the heat to compete. She may have turned it up a little too high for British daytime audiences. The ad for Beyonce’s HEAT perfume has banned from being shown before 7:30 pm in England.After airing the ad […]
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Beyonce Denies Pregnancy Rumors
Dispite a report yesterday that Beyonce was pregnant with her first child with husband Jay-Z, the singer is speaking out and calling the rumor false. Beyonce tells People.com that it’s simply “not true.” But would she admit it if it was? This couple hid their relationship at first, then held a top secret wedding, so […]
Report: Beyonce and Jay-Z Expecting First Child
The New York Post is reporting by way of Media Take Out that Beyonce is pregnant with her first child with husband Jay-Z. MediaTakeOut is claiming that they ; “learned from a ROCK SOLID source,” that she’s expecting, and “is doing fine and resting (for now).” The site also reported that Jay Z is “EXTREMELY […]
Oh, Snapz0rz! Beyonce’s Got a Love-Child Sister!
Mediatakeout.com is reporting that Beyonce‘s pops, Matthew Knowles, sired a daughter with his mistress Alexsandra Wright. I can’t believe this. I can’t believe Matthew Knowles has a daughter he hasn’t made money off of. Well, Alexsandra just gave birth, so the little baby girl is still probably in acting and singing and dancing classes at […]
She Blowin’ Up Her Wallet, They Blowin’ Up Jews: Beyonce Performs for Family With Terrorist Ties
Get that blood-and-oil soaked paper, girl! Mediatakeout.com is reporting that Beyonce received two million dollars to perform at a private party for the family of Muammar al-Gaddafi. He’s the Libyan dictator best known for his stylin’ sunglasses and refusing to deliver the terrorists who murdered the passengers of Pan Am Flight 103 to justice. Baaaaallin’!! […]
OK, Fine, These Kanye Memes Are Kind Of Funny
MTV has a piece asking if the current internet craze of superimposing Kanye West over something to interrupt it is the new LOLCATS. GTFO, MTV, there will never be another LOLCATS. (Have you ever seen LOLDOGS? SMH.) But these are mildly amusing in a “last post of the day” kind of way. (If I knew […]
Abercrombie and Fitch Launch Pre-Emptive Lawsuit Against Beyonce
Beyonce has an alter ego named Sasha Fierce. But her real name is Beyonce! You don’t need to invent a superstar alter-ego when you were obviously born and groomed (and named) to be a superstar. She says she becomes Sasha Fierce onstage, and that the rest of the time she’s just a regular person like […]
YouTube is like an NPR Call-In Show for Idiots with Opinions About Kanye West
I measure the impact of controversial events on society by reading YouTube comments. I’m not interested in the opinion of the Ivy League-educated ivory tower-dwellers who bloviate on cable. They’re paid to have a position on everything whether they mean it or not; YouTube commenters are motivated by passion alone, and there’s a whole lot […]
Taylor Swift Talks!
19 year-old Taylor Swift finally addressed last night’s brou-ha with Kanye West to MTV reporters. While Swift didn’t actually respond directly to Kanye’s indirect apology (he tweeted last night a sort-of apology while maintaining that Beyonce still should have won,) she did let it be known that she wasn’t impressed. Said Ms. Swift: “I don’t […]
Beyonce Named Woman of the Year (In August?)
Billboard will honor Beyonce by bestowing her with the title of Woman of the Year. I just now got used to writing 2009 on my checks- this is a little premature, Billboard. Kelly Rowland has still got 4 months left in the year to outshine B. Hey, it could happen! Give the girl a chance! […]
