Paris Hilton has found a use for her sexy mugshot. Paris wrote a song which is apparently about her time locked up in the slammer. The track, titled Jailhouse Baby is to appear on her new cd. Someone created a video on YouTube with the song which features some of the finest moments of Paris’ […]
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Perez to Guest Star on BFF Tonight!
Perez Hilton will be making a guest appearance on his name sake’s reality program this evening. Perez will be joining Paris on the search for her new BFF. In a clip posted on his website, he even kissed a girl, and he liked it! Tune in tonight to MTV at 10 to catch Perez, and […]
Are Paris and Benji On the Rocks?
I’m hesitant to believe any of this really, but according to a source across the pond, Ms. Hilton is much happier over there than here in the US. Paris apparently was heard saying “I have already been here for a month and am much, much happier here.” Then according to the source; after saying how […]
Read Paris’ Diary.
Paris Hilton is currently in London filming the UK eddition of her BFF show. Yahoo! got a hold of the Diary she’s keeping while across the pond, and now you can see what Paris has been wirting during the filming of her show. She writes; OCT. 7 Dear Diary, Today I arrived in London, where […]
Onch Parties With His BFFs
Onch from Paris Hilton’s BFF show posted a video on his official Myspace from his party last night at LA club Area. The fact that he’s hosting Hollywood parties already either means he won the show, or lasted really long and was such a fan favorite that he’s a new celebs by default. Onch and […]
Text Your BFF Paris.
Paris Hilton wants to be able to keep up with all of her BFF’s at home while she’s in London filming her UK version of BFF, so she’s set up a way for ya’ll to text her and posted it in a blog on her Myspace page. Here’s what P had to say; Text me! […]
Aunt Paris Wont Touch Harlow’s Dirty Diapers.
Paris Hilton stopped by the Tyra Banks show which will air on October 13, and they discussed the finer things in life, like dirty diapers, and taking baths. First topic of discussion was Nicole Richie’s baby Harlow, which Paris may one day be an actual aunt to, not just a bff aunt. Paris claimed she’d […]
Paris to Palin: “Welcome to the Lower 48, Girlfriend.”
Paris Hilton has managed to keep her name relevant during this entire Presidential election. Ever since John McCain name dropped her in one of his Barack Obama smear ads, she’s all but put her name on the actual ballot. Two videos for funnyordie.com, and now an Presidential interview in Harpers Bazaar magazine where she answers […]
Have You Been Watching BFF??
For those of you tuning in to Paris’ search for the new BFF, how much do you love Onch? Though Shelley is a total babe, I feel like she’d rather spend her Sunday mornings in church than drinking at a rooftop pool party at a trendy LA hotel. Onch is the 23 year old jewelry […]
America is Facing the Worst Depression Since ‘The Notebook.’
Paris Hilton just released her newest campaign video for this years presidency. The funny thing is Paris always seems to somehow slip in a potential solution to the issues between all the “BFF’s” and the “Loves it’s.” In this video, posted up at FunnyOrDie.com Paris seeks advice from one of the greatest fake presidents of […]
